hi all
your boss said to you you can have a new truck and 5 items to go in it or on it
which truck and what would you have . 
magnum with microwave ,fridge ,tv/freeveiw,satnav,bottom spots
A REVAMPED ;To todays exhaust emmissons standards,
re-engined , modern day brakes, and electrics,
, ,with, ■■■■■■■ engine,fuller gear box
rockwell rear end,Just put a fridge in the cab and
a decent music set up and i will be happy,
with my Ford -Transcontinental
XF, Manual 16 ZF, Tag axle (if 6x2) or poss baby wheels, Microwave, Fridge, Cab top AC, Large double tanks and LHD. 
Just about any truck at all and instead of the five items, as every truck comes with all the items as standard I need to do the job, just give me the cash thank you. I’d be wary about working for a boss who wants to spend money on extras for the vehicle instead of the driver.
1 x truck any make any model
1 x driver to do all the work in said truck
1 x sole winning lotto ticket
1 x family airline ticket to New Zealand
1 x permanent visa for said family in said country
1 x bottle of smelling salts to bring me round from fainting
Failing that :-
1 x truck any make any model
1 x a written guarantee that i wont do a shift over 8 hrs a day and a four day week
1 x a written guarantee that i will never be laid off
1 x a written guarantee that my annual pay rise will be at least twice the rate of inflation
1 x a yearly bonus of £5000 a week before crimbo
1 x a written guarantee that i will have all the cream jobs and some other smuck will have the crap for a change
- dirty ■■■■.
- her sister.
- her sisters mate.
- microwave.
- fridge
Any truck that conforms to DSA LGV test standards
A LGV instructor job - local(ish)
2 trainees
That’s 3 Rog - they asked for 5 
… at the next roundabout I’d like, you to take the 3rd exit … 
#1 any truck with a flat(ish) floor
#2 a working week monyday to friday
#3 £100,000 a year
#4 a mobile fone that only dials out no incoming calls
#5 No RDC places to deliver to
as i have 2 outa the 5 i’ve only the other 3 to work on with the boss 
1-any motor regardless of year
2-a decent pay rise every year
3-fridge
4-a fitted boiler so i don’t have to carry my flask everywhere (like on the coaches)
5-a new boss who was happy all the time and dosen’t whinge at just about everything and dosen’t blame the drivers for his mistakes and treats drivers like humans. (phew i feel better now)
easy i’ll have scania R620 topline in dark blue 
1)trux off road nuge bar with spot lights
2) lucy pinder air brushed on the back of the cab
3) lucy pinder for in cab fun ( a man can dream )
4) a lap dance club trailer 
5) i’m not that greedy £45.000 a year will do
im not gready so truck -scania
and 1 thing would do me—V8
Any old heap of scrap provided there’s a winning jackpot lottery ticket in the glovebox!
lug84:
3) lucy pinder for in cab fun ( a man can dream
:
just go for the “Twin Air Bags” option! 
Truck: Volvo VN780 or 880
1: Satellite TV
2: 24/7 mobile broadband that works everywhere
3: Fridge/freezer
4: Microwave
5: A decent job driving the above long haul US/Canadian
gnasty gnome:
lug84:
3) lucy pinder for in cab fun ( a man can dream
:just go for the “Twin Air Bags” option!
PMSL
1.company truck
2. can of petrol
3. lighter
4. winning lotto ticket(1 million,no need to be greedy)
5.swift divorce
it"ll never happen…but so theraputic just to see it
to get back on thread i will go for…
a volvo xl with the 460 engine ( more than adequate for 44 ton )
3 nights out a week of my choice
work of my choice
full kicthen pack fitted
coffee maker.
thats my 5.
Iveco Stralis, whatever the biggest engine is available at the time, with:
- The All Blacks, as advertised.
- Paid holiday when it needs MOT on top of my usual holiday allowance.
- It to be parked up when I’m off so no-one else can trash it.
- A slave to wash it and top up fluids as needed.
- Delivery of truck to and from my front door at the start and end of each week.
Was going to demand a fridge freezer, but they come as standard anyway…