what gives you wind, for me its sage and onion stuffing.
now i love sage and onion stuffing but by hell later in the evening my tummy starts to hurt and grumble and i send the whole evening and night grunting, i got up for a ■■■■ in the night went back into the bedroom and it stunk 
it’s gotta be cabbage and sprouts 
Macaroni cheese an baked beans a la Tesco cafe
Chewing gum. Chew a piece and within an hour I’m like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express.
My Missus absolutely loves it, especially when I pull the duvet over her head. Never grow up is my motto. 
My late Mum’s home made lentil soup had me guffing for ages.
But a good curry can make me go these days.
Ken.
Anything cooked in either fat or sunflower oil - will have me doubled up in pain and giving Johnny Fartpants a run for his money…
Gary
My diabetes tablets-Metformin. I could ■■■■ for England!
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My diabetes tablets-Metformin. I could ■■■■ for England!
I know what you mean but strangely I have had 4 different brands of Metformin and only one gives me the wind. Give me fried onions though and I could clear a Barracks 
I don’t need to eat anything special to make me ■■■■. I sound like a brewery horse most days.
only one thing makes me ■■■■…food !
Onions, garlic & dried apricots. I shudder to think what I’d be like if I had all 3 at once
I found a diet of cheese, cabbage and real ale has tge desired effect for me.
My double man partner is not impressed though :lol::lol:
I’ve been on a health kick lately. Five a day, fibre, greens, the lot. Nothing processed, no sugar, cakes kfc’s or maccy d’s and I tell you, my ■■■■■ have been [zb]ing lethal. The in cab air fresher has been on overtime and Mrs.D has had to run out of the house on more than one occasion
On the plus side I have lost a stone in weight. Probably fell out of my arse.
DaiDap:
I’ve been on a health kick lately. Five a day, fibre, greens, the lot. Nothing processed, no sugar, cakes kfc’s or maccy d’s and I tell you, my ■■■■■ have been [zb]ing lethal. The in cab air fresher has been on overtime and Mrs.D has had to run out of the house on more than one occasionOn the plus side I have lost a stone in weight. Probably fell out of my arse.
DaiDap:
I’ve been on a health kick lately. Five a day, fibre, greens, the lot. Nothing processed, no sugar, cakes kfc’s or maccy d’s and I tell you, my ■■■■■ have been [zb]ing lethal. The in cab air fresher has been on overtime and Mrs.D has had to run out of the house on more than one occasionOn the plus side I have lost a stone in weight. Probably fell out of my arse.
And I thought it was the works in Port Talbot I could smell
A bellyfull of real ale (Adnams works well!) or Guinness followed by a ropey kebab smothered in garlic sauce normally produces some cracking ■■■■ fanfares with a distinct odour that once smelt is never forgotten!! 