A Wincanton spokesman Mr T Itsup said that the company was sick and tired of the media coverage from Maritime driver shenanigans and is well placed in the marketplace to reek just as much havoc by paying drivers such a pittence that they attract the best of the best from the driving pool of clusterfucktards.
However due to the cost of in cab fridges drivers have been informed to do all they can to save their Halford specials.
Maritime have reportedly had the last laugh as they have offered a job to the driver in this incident before the bandaid on his elbow (injured during fridge removal) was dry.
A drooling box jockey from Wincanton was asked to comment but was unavailable due to being asleep and uttering incoherent ramblings about 3 hour tips and 80 hour weeks.
Dipper_Dave:
Due to stiff competition from Maritime Wincanton has deceided to wade into battle with a spectacular if cliched opening gambit of an M6 closure.
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A Wincanton spokesman Mr T Itsup said that the company was sick and tired of the media coverage from Maritime driver shenanigans and is well placed in the marketplace to reek just as much havoc by paying drivers such a pittence that they attract the best of the best from the driving pool of clusterfucktards.
However due to the cost of in cab fridges drivers have been informed to do all they can to save their Halford specials.
Maritime have reportedly had the last laugh as they have offered a job to the driver in this incident before the bandaid on his elbow (injured during fridge removal) was dry.
A drooling box jockey from Wincanton was asked to comment but was unavailable due to being asleep and uttering incoherent ramblings about 3 hour tips and 80 hour weeks.
to block off the only running lane again 
It doesn’t take much, they’re already 3/4 of the way to popping pping