Will I be jailed?

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Left my card in the tacho overnight on other work.

Only noticed as I was rolling a cig to smoke during my pre flight cockpit check.

I have wasted some of that snot roll that was hiding in the tacho and wrote a tale of how stupid I was and how sorry I am.

I only did one print as the office never asked me for a copy the last time it happened :wink:

But the stupid thing kept telling me I needed 9 hours rest and I had to work out when to take a break all on my own using some long forgotten system of yesteryear.

Glad it’s an auto as trying to deal with that AND change gears would have pushed me over the edge.

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Shocking behaviour.

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Better not drop the soap when your locked up :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Enjoy your new rope neckerchief :wink:

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Off with his head.

Ken.

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Hung, drawn and quartered at dawn.

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Vaseline or 5th wheel grease, your choice :smiling_imp:

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I think you’ll get free TV and a Caribbean holiday so you can reflect on the error of your ways.

And when you’ve got your punishment, don’t come on here moaning you’ve been hard done by, just take it like a man, :imp:

As I did the same as you last week :blush: I’m ready to put my hands up and accept my punishment, never know might be in the same hotel, last one at the pool side bar buys the beers. :laughing:

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Hmmm dropping soap and getting lubed brings back fond memories.

When I get get shafted at work it’s usually a bit of spit and lots of ■■■■■■■ :wink:

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Yeah and inmates hate other inmates in for tacho infringements.
Youll get buggured and renamed della.
If they get hold of you n go double manned on you they can do 21 hours straight.
My mate dave told me.

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Yeah and inmates hate other inmates in for tacho infringements.
Youll get buggured and renamed della.
If they get hold of you n go double manned on you they can do 21 hours straight.
My mate dave told me.

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Its people like you who make the public hate all lorry drivers

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But who’s thinking of the children :open_mouth:

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chicane:
But who’s thinking of the children :open_mouth:

I think that’s in the next Wing. :open_mouth:

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You lot are too quick to judge :unamused:

I am sure that once my fellow inmates see my limp, they will be kind to me…

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To the OP,how the hell do you sleep at night…aside from with your tacho in■■?

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I have convinced er indoors that it must be kept in all night.

I failed to tell her who it was being kept in though :slight_smile:

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Honked:
I have convinced er indoors that it must be kept in all night.

I failed to tell her who it was being kept in though :slight_smile:

If your using your tacho card for some kind of weird â– â– â– â– â– â–  practises and gratification, send Dipper_Dave a PM. Hes tried everything else and is probably looking for new ideas.

In fact, scrap that. It was probably him that told you about it! :laughing: