If your collection time is 17.00 on the 22 nd at
Milton Keynes why is the delivery time
10 am on the 23 rd at Kettering , ZB me do
They really think it takes 17 hrs from
Milton Keynes to Kettering !! God help us
do
They really think it takes 17 hrs from
Milton Keynes to Kettering
Depending which way you go, it can take longer 
Why not ?
dozy:
God help us
Coincidentally that’s exactly what I think every time you post.
Do as your told, don’t query it, your paid by the hour, load up, night out, get up breakfast then stop, when pointy shoes rings up, explain that your waiting for your booking time as instructed,
biggriffin:
Do as your told, don’t query it, your paid by the hour, load up, night out, get up breakfast then stop, when pointy shoes rings up, explain that your waiting for your booking time as instructed,
You’d have thought that working all that time for Stobarts he’d have worked that out by now.
He’d even have time spare to bash a few bridges along the way
4 words doze.
Paid hourly, win win.
I had the gross misfortune of Tesco Livingston last Saturday, told 1300 book in, found it was 1630.
Coffee on, book out to read on bunk, then half an hour on Trucknet winding up Jakethesnake 
…, AND on premium rate…what’s not to like.
(Although my ‘‘premuium rate’’ could be much better if I’m honest. )
Reef:
dozy:
God help usCoincidentally that’s exactly what I think every time you post.
^^^^^^^^^
its not only me then?
dozy:
If your collection time is 17.00 on the 22 nd at
Milton Keynes why is the delivery time
10 am on the 23 rd at Kettering , ZB me do
They really think it takes 17 hrs from
Milton Keynes to Kettering !! God help us
Happy days if you’re salaried, park up round the corner from the delivery point and have a lay in or better find a pub and have a few cold ones and enjoy the extended rest which I’m sure makes up for the reduced rest you must get at times.
bald bloke:
dozy:
If your collection time is 17.00 on the 22 nd at
Milton Keynes why is the delivery time
10 am on the 23 rd at Kettering , ZB me do
They really think it takes 17 hrs from
Milton Keynes to Kettering !! God help usHappy days if you’re salaried, park up round the corner from the delivery point and have a lay in or better find a pub and have a few cold ones and enjoy the extended rest which I’m sure makes up for the reduced rest you must get at times.
Nah he’s already sorted according to his other thread.
No pub grub for doze, he’s got a Mars bar, a bag of crisps and a can of pop. 
Ended up at rugby , not bothered with a meal
As not in mood to talk to other
Drivers so just made a cuppa & got some
Custard creams .
Now got next ( 3 palls ) 7 am & then
Wilko ( 1 pall ) 12.30 ( if the clown on gate
ZB me off for 3/4 hours for 1 pall until 1/2 hr before
Booking time that will be it &
Someone else can do amazon at 15.00 ,
It may surprise a stobart driver but you could park up for more then 9hrs? 
I parked at 1pm today and wont drive off till 4am. Last week I parked up at midnight and didn’t move till 4:30pm.
mrginge:
It may surprise a stobart driver but you could park up for more then 9hrs?I parked at 1pm today and wont drive off till 4am. Last week I parked up at midnight and didn’t move till 4:30pm.
Nah you’re wrong mate.
It’s compulsory to have either 9 hours max rest (or 11 hours max when you can ‘‘get them in’’) after driving to last possible minute of your 9/10 hour drives, followed by maximum shifts whenever possible, and parking in lay bys at all times.
Do you not understand drivers hours rules ffs.
That’s not the point dozy.
When someone in the office in Milton Keynes phones or emails the company in Kettering to get a booking slot, Kettering won’t look and think oh it’s only down the road so we’ll just stick it in there. They will book in a slot that’s available and a slot that suits them for when they need that particular stock that you are taking to them.
It could be coming from the same estate but if there’s no available slot until 17 hours away then they won’t book it in any sooner.
robroy:
he’s already sorted according to his other thread.
No pub grub for doze, he’s got a Mars bar, a bag of crisps and a can of pop.
Very rock and roll…at least it’s an upgrade from the usual “mankey orange”
Why indeed Dozy ? You’re nearing retirement age so why are you doing this to yourself ? Jesus wept you need to have a serious talk with yourself if even half the crap you post is true
Another dozy post by Dozy who else
dozy:
Ended up at rugby , not bothered with a meal
As not in mood to talk to other
Drivers so just made a cuppa & got some
Custard creams .
Now got next ( 3 palls ) 7 am & then
Wilko ( 1 pall ) 12.30 ( if the clown on gate
ZB me off for 3/4 hours for 1 pall until 1/2 hr before
Booking time that will be it &
Someone else can do amazon at 15.00 ,
Yeh…alright, you’ll be back at school next week
mardybum:
dozy:
Ended up at rugby , not bothered with a meal
As not in mood to talk to other
Drivers so just made a cuppa & got some
Custard creams .
Now got next ( 3 palls ) 7 am & then
Wilko ( 1 pall ) 12.30 ( if the clown on gate
ZB me off for 3/4 hours for 1 pall until 1/2 hr before
Booking time that will be it &
Someone else can do amazon at 15.00 ,Yeh…alright, you’ll be back at school next week
I’m in the school playground every time I
Come on here !!!