I’m quite happy peeing up the wheels. When I use a public loo, I’m always afraid I’ll get other peoples germs on my hands opening the door to get out again. You can generally flush with a foot but often you need to use the handles to get out.
I was parked up for the night on the A34 in one of the north bound lay-by’s at Thatcham when i awoke at 2:30 as I got a random text message on my phone. I peered out the curtains randomly just to see whats snooping about when a foreign XPO logistics truck infront of me the driver was ■■■■■■■ on the grass on the back left hand side. Little did he know the liquid form was actually dripping down and forming a puddle underneath his wheels.
I hope he didn’t put his foot down too much when leaving otherwise he would of left me in a spray of ■■■■!
Thanks for that.
So your answer is to be arrested for Public decently if seen by a police officer and foul a lorry park or lay by in the process. Class.
Iam going to lob it out and waz against the front wheel arch of my Fiat Panda whilst fuelling up in the morning on the forecourt of the local BP, with the wife and kids in the car. I may just wear a hi-viz vest to look like a thicko trucker type, just so the public know it’s ok and not indecent in the slightest 
Eric Rambler:
When I use a public loo, I’m always afraid I’ll get other peoples germs on my hands opening the door to get out again. You can generally flush with a foot but often you need to use the handles to get out.
Same dilemma here, I try to open the doors by pushing them in an area that wouldn’t usually be used to reduce the risk of contamination, thought about using some toilet paper off the roll but dismissed that idea as you can’t rule out the possibility of it being contaminated with traces of other peoples ■■■■■ matter.
Sometimes I just have to go with the fill you pants and scoop out later technique.
Yep I’m a wheel ■■■■■■ myself just love the alfresco splash and dash.
I’ve also been known to ■■■■ up the car wheel whilst it’s on the drive to keep me hand in, even ■■■■■■ on the cat once who got a bit curious close to the rim.
In fact I’m quite a disgusting individual and proud of it. Good company at parties though but rarely get a second invite.
Am i the Only person to carry hand sanitiser round with me?
I dont condone it, but sometimes peeing wild is better for your own health, aswel as being better for the enviroment.
Although a soiled tarmac’d truckstop on a hot summers day smells worse then most toilets.
Concretejim:
Am i the Only person to carry hand sanitiser round with me?
I carry antibacterial wetwipes, not sure if there as good but ideal for a quick sanitising wipe.
Dipper_Dave:
even ■■■■■■ on the cat once who got a bit curious close to the rim.
The mind boggles 
a cats tongue must be a bit rough even for you Dave arround the rim
surely there has to be a reply relating to ■■■■■ coming shortly?? 
I’ve only got 10.
Nothing better than walking through a line of ■■■■ in the dark in a lorry park from dirty ■■■■■■■■ who can’t be arsed to walk to the toilet then getting in your cab with it on your feet and having that sweet smell as you drive up the road with the heater on…
I don’t think much of this 6 wheel unit either. With my old motor there was a nice little gap to stand in behind the cab.
Dipper_Dave:
In fact I’m quite a disgusting individual and proud of it. Good company at parties though but rarely get a second invite.
I want to host a party so I can invite you
Take a ■■■■■ in the french bogs on the autoroutes, the holes, always flushes and sprays your feet for good measure. You then have to wash your feet in the sink outside so may as well just p1ss up the wheel. Thing is with Brit truck stops theyre nearly always swimming in p1ss anyway which will invariably make it back to the cab. Picked up a trailer in Malaga last year that had an unholy stench, turned out the previous driver had only taken a ■■■■ in a carrier bag and left it in there…
This thread sounds like the readers letters page from Viz