After a couple of months, you will sail in there, tell the spotty oik to shift those pallets while you make a phone call to the wife, girlfriend or boyfriend and keep saying yes, pallets, all over, manager, supervisors, Health and Safety. doubt it and other random words whilst looking at him.
Greencore make sandwiches that lorry drivers cant afford to buy. 
ETS:
Right, for some reason our brilliant planner has decided to send ME the most inexperienced driver to this yard which is infamous among their own drivers, apparently everyone hates it and I couldn’t find anyone today who has been there so no one to ask for advice. I have until Tuesday to figure out a plan to get on one of these bays in this ridiculous yard. In the top left there’s a skip for added fun. Looks to me like a 90 degree reverse? How do I even get out if I go to the bottom bay? I’ll have to reverse with my (fridge) doors open so that’ll cut into my available space on the NS…it’s a nightmare just looking at it.Any ideas? Stay close to the right and then jack-knife it until I find the perfect angle, resetting each time I fail? Or go right, then left towards the fence to try to create a better angle? Honestly I’ve no idea where to even begin. There likely won’t be any staff outside other than the security guard in his little hut which he will be reluctant to leave to help, with only 2 bays I’ll probably be blocking whoever is on the other bay until I’ve docked myself, plus whoever is waiting outside/behind me…There’s hardly any room to correct forward, the one guy I found who’s done it said ‘Use the whole yard if you make 1 mistake you must start over’ not very helpful more like a warning
Hi mate, How did you get on with that reverse ?