truckman020:
maybe I am classed as a miserable git but when I do go in a café it might be virtually empty so I pick a table right in a corner somewhere,guarantee someone will walk over and choose the table right next to you,even though as I said the café could be empty,they cant go anywhere else but the table next to you,anyone else noticed that
It must be something really basic. The same happens in the lorry park. You park up in a corner and then a guy with a fridge on the back drives past all the empty places and backs up neatly beside you.
truckman020:
maybe I am classed as a miserable git but when I do go in a café it might be virtually empty so I pick a table right in a corner somewhere,guarantee someone will walk over and choose the table right next to you,even though as I said the café could be empty,they cant go anywhere else but the table next to you,anyone else noticed that
It must be something really basic. The same happens in the lorry park. You park up in a corner and then a guy with a fridge on the back drives past all the empty places and backs up neatly beside you.
Happens a lot the other way too Santa, I’ve parked many a time in a deserted corner as I have my fridge running only to have a guy park close enough to kiss me and then promptly demand “that’s not gonna be running all night is it?”. I feel like answering “well it is now wuckfit”.
I don’t mind truck photographers, but I dread the enthusiasts who take a picture, then waste my remaining break time rambling on about the trucks’ engine, bhp rating etc. They don’t take the hint I’m getting bored with their history lecture. Yes, I know Gardner engines are still found in narrowboats but I’m not a river gypsy so I have zero interest in their low revving characteristics. Even driving a Daf I wasn’t immune from them. “That’s the 9 litre engine, the…” Just shut the ■■■■ up and go spot some Stobart lorries like all the others on the ■■■ offenders register do.
And why do I get the driver park next to me who’s also a truckwanker? Do mechanics get all aroused discussing their Snap On tools? My lorry is a tool for the job, I have no affection for it, if it broke down and had to be scrapped I’d just say “where’s my next one”?
If you want to discuss how good F88s are, talk to someone who gives a rats’ ■■■ and leave me alone. Freaks.
I feel better now. Good day to you all.