Show me the deeds to the land,i like the warning signs that say the blue tardis toilets are for customers only,with that stink and no loo paper,are they taking the pee,how do they wash their hands with no running water at these dumps by the road.Oh yes,you have to ask for the key for the padlock,in case there is a ■■■ thief on the lose,a turd burglar perhaps.
They rent their pitches from the local council these days so I suppose they have some claims.
If your that unhappy with the site PEE.gif off somewhere else 
who do you think pays to have the tardis toilets emptied ?
a layby near to me has a kebab van in it at night ,the layby is a regular stopping place for viridor bulkers on the soilds contract ,gives the kebab man the hump when they park up 
Funnily enough on this topic, I had to laugh this morning when I seen a woman banging the door of a Nolans wagon parked up in Cardiff (Wentloog) to get him to move so she could put her burger van in, however when I passed an hour later after tipping she had given up and resorted to getting some guy to reverse her burger van in tight behind him!
d4c24a:
a layby near to me has a kebab van in it at night ,the layby is a regular stopping place for viridor bulkers on the soilds contract ,gives the kebab man the hump when they park up
Is that the one near Guildford way?
Scarab:
d4c24a:
a layby near to me has a kebab van in it at night ,the layby is a regular stopping place for viridor bulkers on the soilds contract ,gives the kebab man the hump when they park upIs that the one near Guildford way?
A30 near hook ,i stopped using said van many years ago ,as what they sold was fit to go straight into a viridor truck
There is a tea van just south of j2a on the m26.
A few years back a couple of us stopped in for a brew to be told in no uncertain terms that they only serve drinks with food.
Unfortunately for them we had a load of work near by at the time so it wasn’t uncommon for four of us to be in there completely taking up the layby and brewing our own while waiting around for a few hours.
They used to come out and rant every now and then about stopping there custom but were politely told to “jog on”.
Thing was that they could have had a decent amount of regular trade including food but after the initial reception we just used to park there to ■■■■ them off which I think had the desired effect,.
Cheers
Neilf