Phone number’s on the door ask them.
“I’m not late, this is tomorrows load” 
My Delorian truck is in the workshop so I’ve got the spare
When I was on multi drop I just said I’m not late they just gave you the wrong time.
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europleb:
When they say “you should have been here at 10 o’clock”…I get all excited and reply “why what happend ?”
A 24 carat classic 
“I was told you would be here at ten!”
“I can’t imagine why they would tell you that…”
This container has come all the way from China and it’s only half hour late,mate I think it’s done good.
Carryfast:
If you’ve got an hour or two to spare I’ll explain it in detail from before the point when it all started to go wrong.
Best thing you’ve ever wrote on here
Maybe worth taking note it didn’t mention fordism, thatcher, Chinese, A frame draw bars and didn’t kick the ■■■■ out of all my black pixels!!
I had the why are you late once from a ponce in a BMW that drew up to the motor when I was sitting in his yard ,seems I was supposed to be there at 6am…time is now 8am.blah blah yap yap load is meant to be on site now …my answer was you are the first to arrive at work I was here at 6am ,cue him looking round at the workers van coming in the gate ,he forgot to tell his workers to come in early! kin swampdonkey!
One time i was late and she asked " so what tyre had the puncture ? "…i replied " what puncture ? "…she was livid
apparently she had phoned the office and that was the excuse they gave her…shame they had not told me i had a puncture
talking to a driver a few years ago and he said a customer he delivered to was saying things of a similar nature ,i asked what he did,he replied he dug into his pocket pulled out a ten pence piece and gave it to the customer,the customer apparently said what is this for,the driver replied there’s ten pence mate go phone someone who gives a fxxk,a true story (apparently)
Why are you late,
Me, A fortune teller told me I would meet my end here today at 8am which was coincidentally my booking time, so I set out late to avoid my demise.
“Why are you late?”
“The highway’s jammed with broken heros on a last chance power drive”
I drive a bin lorry and sometimes I’ve had "oh you are late today, didnt think you were coming,
" depending on our mood, it varies from the truth, a breakdown or to, well we dont like this road so we thought we do it last. Dependswreally on how aggresive they say it to us. Naughty i know.
Anyone else noticed the later the time of the post the more ridiculous the reply ■■ must be the alcohol kicking in
It’s a Mercedes not a Tardis!
Late due to seeing Carryfast in the services on the M6, after a five hour quick chat over a
Costalotta coffee, we went outside to see his Austin Allegro towing a trailer with an Austin Maxi on the back.
After a six hour debate on Brexit and Bev Bell, it was time to go, no doubt there will be an invitation to pay, for over staying at the Msa .
I always tell them I’m not late as I never planned to get there until I arrived, therefore I’m on time. If it’s possible to make it on the booking time then I will be there at that time, if it can’t be done due to circumstances beyond my control then I couldn’t give a toss, rebook it, send me away, get on a power trip and make me wait all day, I really don’t care.
If they get snotty with me about being late, I tell them I was having a lovely snooze round the corner.
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I told a customer I deliver 90 days after they’ve ordered it. Just like when we invoice them.