Who loves you most?

You have a loving wife who adores you, cooks for you and sleeps with you. She dresses to please you, she whispers I love you.

You have a small dog who barks at you, he growls when you go near his food. He scratches himself while the neighbours are there and he runs away when called. He sleeps in the bed instead of the shed and leaves hair all over the car.

Now try locking them both in the boot of the car, and see who is most pleased to see you!

Wheel Nut:
You have a loving wife who adores you, cooks for you and sleeps with you. She dresses to please you, she whispers I love you.

You have a small dog who barks at you, he growls when you go near his food. He scratches himself while the neighbours are there and he runs away when called. He sleeps in the bed instead of the shed and leaves hair all over the car.

dog wins hands down :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now try locking them both in the boot of the car, and see who is most pleased to see you!