With all the willy waving that’s been going on I was wondering who has got the biggest willy 
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928384,-3.269519
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist ■■■■■■
It wont be a Scania driver. 
When I met my Mrs, she said. “Haven’t you got a small organ!”
I said… “well I’ve never played in a Cathedral before!”
bigvern1:
When I met my Mrs, she said. “Haven’t you got a small organ!”
I said… “well I’ve never played in a Cathedral before!”
And when my ex saw it she said…“It’s like a ■■■■, only smaller!” 
bigvern1:
And when my ex saw it she said…“It’s like a ■■■■, only smaller!”
then she said why don’t you go drive a big truck, it’ll make you feel better about yourself 8-:
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928573,-3.269965
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist ■■■■■■
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
bigvern1:
And when my ex saw it she said…“It’s like a ■■■■, only smaller!”then she said why don’t you go drive a big truck, it’ll make you feel better about yourself 8-:
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928573,-3.269965
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]
So I said to her…“I know a carpenter that’ll fit a door on yours.”
bigvern1:
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
bigvern1:
And when my ex saw it she said…“It’s like a ■■■■, only smaller!”then she said why don’t you go drive a big truck, it’ll make you feel better about yourself 8-:
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928573,-3.269965
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]So I said to her…“I know a carpenter that’ll fit a door on yours.”
A barn door !!!
I’ve just come back from the opticians with my new pair of bi-focals.
Called in the pub on the way home and after a couple of pints I had to go to relieve myself.
I walked back into the bar with my trews soaking wet. My mate asked what happened. I told him I looked down, saw a little one and a big one. I knew the little one wasn’t mine so I put it back!!
Dave the Renegade:
bigvern1:
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
bigvern1:
And when my ex saw it she said…“It’s like a ■■■■, only smaller!”then she said why don’t you go drive a big truck, it’ll make you feel better about yourself 8-:
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928573,-3.269965
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]
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So I said to her…“I know a carpenter that’ll fit a door on yours.”A barn door !!!
If you had fitted a turnstile you could of retired by now .