Apparently, whistling the theme tune to the ‘Muppet Show’ when I’m picking up my paperwork from the office is considered rude, inappropriate & a sign of my general all around disrespect.
I likes to whistle whilst I work !
What should I be whistling then?
Ayup Chas, remember that tune ? whistle while you work , or the sun has got his hat on ? try one of those…and bollox to em… 
did that once and the gaffer went nutts 
i favour ‘hitler has only got one…’ from allo allo. i dont know why though 
How about “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey”?
Or if you are one of ESL’s army “Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, but Eddie says I can’t be spared”?
Funny I thought the staff whistling was a sign of a happy workforce.
You could try this next.
I know a song that will get on yer nerves , get on yer nerves , get on yer nerves.
I know a song that will get on yer nerves ,
All
day
long . 
Steptoe is good
Just do an old mans whistle, you know the sort that has no tune, then they won’t know if your tone deaf or taking the ‘whistle’!
shytalk:
Ayup Chas, remember that tune ? whistle while you work , or the sun has got his hat on ? try one of those…and bollox to em…
I woulda thought The sun has got his hat on would really upset the PC brigade these days, lol. but it doesnt stop the BBC playing it.
Oh I’m h-a-p-p-y,
Oh I’m h-a-p-p-y,
I know I am,
I’m sure I am,
I’m h-a-p-p-y!
Stan
if i walk into a particularly miserable looking rdc waiting room…i sometimes sing the first couple of lines of this song…under my breath
obviously substituting nottingham for what ever town/city your in
my all time favourite.
youtube.com/watch?v=JcNhDstL4-k
you need it on cd. wack it on full when you’re getting loaded. it makes a crap day [zb]ing great.
limeyphil:
my all time favourite.
youtube.com/watch?v=JcNhDstL4-kyou need it on cd. wack it on full when you’re getting loaded. it makes a crap day [zb]ing great.
Yep, just what I was going to suggest (Oh hell, I just agreed with Phil!)
My best move was last winter after one of the Security guys at Sealy’s reckoned he’d seen a Ghost. I got a good few weeks out of this on the MP3…
limeyphil:
my all time favourite.
youtube.com/watch?v=JcNhDstL4-kyou need it on cd. wack it on full when you’re getting loaded. it makes a crap day [zb]ing great.
That’s the one phil fantastic.
regards dave.
theme to the movie the"Dambusters"?
WTF
Chas:
Apparently, whistling the theme tune to the ‘Muppet Show’ when I’m picking up my paperwork from the office is considered rude, inappropriate & a sign of my general all around disrespect.I likes to whistle whilst I work !
What should I be whistling then?
Are you being serious■■? what the hell has the world come to when you get complained at for whistling??
Madguy 
i used to work with a guy (in a factory) who could whistle the death march for hours on end , the more he ground some down ,the more others found it funny.