Where's truck boy

He was going to Bulgaria to register some trucks.
I turned down this job. For obvious reasons.

I hope it worked out for him if it was all true but it seemed a bit far fetched.we had dodgey motors to the big buisnessma on the phone from greece

wakey trucker:
He was going to Bulgaria to register some trucks.
I turned down this job. For obvious reasons.

2 questions,
You say that you “turned down” the job, were you headhunted as their first choice?
and
The “obvious reasons” aint obvious to me, so what are they exactly?

Just curious :neutral_face: :wink:

Here we go again wakey truckers been laying low for a bit ,he must think nobody can remember how much bollox he talks , :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

seth 70:
Here we go again wakey truckers been laying low for a bit ,he must think nobody can remember how much bollox he talks , :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

Yeh, my Bull ■■■■ detector alarm went off also :smiley:

wakey trucker:
He was going to Bulgaria to register some trucks.
I turned down this job. For obvious reasons.

Yes you had that job for the American MOD to Cyprus didn’t you so how did it go ? :unamused:

bald bloke:

wakey trucker:
He was going to Bulgaria to register some trucks.
I turned down this job. For obvious reasons.

Yes you had that job for the American MOD to Cyprus didn’t you so how did it go ? :unamused:

^^^^^^ pmsl BB Classic :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Hes had itchy fingers so thought hed tried to put people of the scent and try and take the ■■■■ out of someone else ,NUMPTY :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

So whats wakey truckers bs story,do tell

I have been contacted by Mossad today, they have asked me If they can borrow my neighbours sat nav and metal detector and then fly to Mogadishu where there is a new Proton estate waiting for me. Apparently they want me to head towards Kuala Lumpur and see if I can find MH370. They are going to top up my mobile phone so I am not out of pocket and my flight money will be waiting in Datchet post office.

Wheel Nut:
I have been contacted by Mossad today, they have asked me If they can borrow my neighbours sat nav and metal detector and then fly to Mogadishu where there is a new Proton estate waiting for me. Apparently they want me to head towards Kuala Lumpur and see if I can find MH370. They are going to top up my mobile phone so I am not out of pocket and my flight money will be waiting in Datchet post office.

Bugger you had the same E-mail too… I just spent 10p getting my jabs done at the vets :unamused: :wink:

Wheel Nut:
I have been contacted by Mossad today, they have asked me If they can borrow my neighbours sat nav and metal detector and then fly to Mogadishu where there is a new Proton estate waiting for me. Apparently they want me to head towards Kuala Lumpur and see if I can find MH370. They are going to top up my mobile phone so I am not out of pocket and my flight money will be waiting in Datchet post office.

Lol im in tears here

Wheel Nut:
I have been contacted by Mossad today, they have asked me If they can borrow my neighbours sat nav and metal detector and then fly to Mogadishu where there is a new Proton estate waiting for me. Apparently they want me to head towards Kuala Lumpur and see if I can find MH370. They are going to top up my mobile phone so I am not out of pocket and my flight money will be waiting in Datchet post office.

Class. Are you sure it wasn’t a Suzuki Jimny instead of a Proton estate they wanted you to collect? You could of been like the “Stath” in the transporter then & ravish a load of Gorg Eastern European Sorts.

Well, truckyboy is alive and well, and NOT talking Bollox so heres the update. The guy who bought the trucks put things on hold until he returned back to the uk, which he did last week, and i arranged to meet him in Bluewater, where upon trying to shake hands, ended up spilling my coffee down his trousers, but i got the lowdown. In between times my licence came up for renewal, and is duly being dealt with. This is what i found out, Jimmy as he is affectionally known used to run a fleet of 7.5 tonners, and decided he wants to branch out into the big stuff, he bought a tautliner and kept it with the previous owner until he could get it collected, this trailer was stolen, the owner said a driver turned up to collect it, so they gave it to him, the police have been called in, and enquiries are ongoing. he then bought 2 ■■■■■■■■ from Manheim auctions over the internet and a low loader trailer from derby, i collected the ■■■■■■■■ with the trailer and deposited them back into derby for some love and attention, where they still are. he also bought an 08 plate MAN, and a 7.5 ton rigid from Cambridge. All the vehicles are being moved to Cambridge next week. The 2 ■■■■■■■■ will either be brought up to standard, or will be either moved to another auction, or be broken up, as there is more money to be made this way. He will possibly buy 2 more units from this dealer, all will be sorted and loaded on the trailer, where possible, and theres a chance i will drive them to BG. It depends on how quickly he wants them over there, and also whether my licence is ready. Whilst there i gave him the accounts for the uk work i did, and gave him back £1000 of euros, in case he wanted another driver. He has work from Turkey to Cyprus, and is also buying a car transporter to deliver cars from the uk to Cyprus as he has work for that also. I have been offered quite a bit of work this week in my own right, including international work to spain, but my licence is an issue at the moment, so had to turn work down, once it arrives, i`ll be back in the saddle, and will keep you all informed of the next move.

Its great your gaffer can run a euro wide empire by recruiting from gumtree

True, i know of a few drivers who have got jobs from gumtree, so it cant be that bad can it, and one of them landed a euro job, i dont think it matters where you recruit from, so long as you can recruit, and they obviously did, not my choice, but there are quite a number of jobs advertised.

Wheel Nut:
I have been contacted by Mossad today, they have asked me If they can borrow my neighbours sat nav and metal detector and then fly to Mogadishu where there is a new Proton estate waiting for me. Apparently they want me to head towards Kuala Lumpur and see if I can find MH370. They are going to top up my mobile phone so I am not out of pocket and my flight money will be waiting in Datchet post office.

Im shocked thought the stamford hill cowboys only ran volvo estates lol

Truckyboy every time I read your posts you remind me of the Supertramp song. . . .dreamer nothing but a dreamer.

Problem with your licence being up for renewal, I bet you don’t even have a licence!!

Like the coffee down the trousers nice touch. When you finished your book I, ll read it to my boy he might find it interesting

One paper has reported the missing 777 is on the moon.
Wheelnut’s post is very funny.Made i larf.
Did the plane land in Hereford and is parked by the boat house doors,ready for a top secret mission.?