Crook?
Nope
Having a dense moment there, I meant Tow Law, on the A68
When I saw the name, I thought this lad’s nailed it straight away, but then you had a Ronaldo moment 
Spot on, marra. Tow Law it is 
What on earth possessed you to drive through there, if you don’t mind me asking? Or had you been sentenced to a trip to Consett?
If I’m coming back down from Scotland, I’ll sometimes run down the 68. Makes a change from Route 66 
Nowt wrang wi’ Consett, man. Changed a bit since I was a bairn, mind.
I used to be able to see the Company and the famous red dust from my bedroom window.
And we lived in Durham 