Captured and assisting with enquiries 
Tried to tell 'em that it was the one in the braces what done it, but they were having none of it
Looks like the Cairn to me
Right again, Karl 
In the naughty boy’s shed at Cairnryan at the behest of Dumfries and Galloway’s finest.
Of course, I was squeaky clean 
and they were a canny bunch of lads, just doing their job.
Upside of it was that by the time they were finished, I was last out of the port, and so was able to gently cruise off down the road while all the Irish boys were half way to Carlisle
Oh, by the way, Rodrigo y Gabriela rock
Nice relaxin drive then? 
Yeah. Made a pleasant change to be able to drive down the A75 without having a Topline with multiple rows of spots glued to my back doors
Fnarr, fnarr
