Where To Spend My Tip?

I’ve mentioned it before I know, but I don’t work for my £tips. It’s strictly against Co’ roolz & yet despite my protestations, a blue diver has once again been thrust into my unworthy pocket.

I wrestled with the unruly traffic, to heroically arrive on site, only to master the uncontrollable crane that delivered the load exactly where the customer (which I’d preselected as the only place) wanted it.

I put the last tip, a purple crisp 20 squid, into the RBL Poppy box, but that has now disappeared from the office.

So what worthy cause gets this blue diver?

I’m vaguely aware that some prog’ my missus watch’s on TV is cycling around GB for children in need & I’m very aware that the Phillipines has had a bit of a storm just recently.

Any other options?

Weatherspoons?

Saaamon:
Weatherspoons?

Although my local one is somewhat like a ‘charidee’ day care centre for the terminally confused, I think you might be taking the pee.

Shame on you, do you not get tips?

Oh no, you mentioned the C word. Mine go to Help for Heroes.

A random act of kindness,just give it to someone who you think deserves it.
If that someone just happens to be you then so be it. :sunglasses:

Yep pay it forward and your reward will be of biblical proportions. I will PM you my Paypal e-mail so I can release you from this burden brother and secure you a place amongst the beloved.

You know I’m going to spend it on booze, ■■■■ and loose women and waste the rest.
£5 goes a long way in West Brom…

oatcake1967:
A random act of kindness,just give it to someone who you think deserves it.
If that someone just happens to be you then so be it. :sunglasses:

I like your train of thought . . . but I really do find the personal receiving of tips dirty somehow.

I don’t work for £tips.

combatstress.org.uk/ ?

Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner :frowning:

10-08:
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/ ?

Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner :frowning:

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d sooner set light to the fiver & use it to light my cigar whilst reclining in a hot tub.

Which is how I imagine the principles of this false charity spend the donations of the gullible folk whose primitive emotions are stirred by such utter nonsense.

I thought ‘Yelp For Heroes’ was bad, but this outfit take false charidee to the extreme.

Chas:

oatcake1967:
A random act of kindness,just give it to someone who you think deserves it.
If that someone just happens to be you then so be it. :sunglasses:

I like your train of thought . . . but I really do find the personal receiving of tips dirty somehow.

I don’t work for £tips.

Or buy a lottery ticket and if it wins, many goodnesses can you do.

Dipper_Dave:
You know I’m going to spend it on booze, ■■■■ and loose women and waste the rest.
£5 goes a long way in West Brom…

It goes almost as far as it does where I live then, except our beer is drinkable :slight_smile:.

Sorry chap, I’m not poor & this £diver (I feel) is not rightly mine.

Chas:

10-08:
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/ ?

Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner :frowning:

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d sooner set light to the fiver & use it to light my cigar whilst reclining in a hot tub.

Which is how I imagine the principles of this false charity spend the donations of the gullible folk whose primitive emotions are stirred by such utter nonsense.

I thought ‘Yelp For Heroes’ was bad, but this outfit take false charidee to the extreme.

It’s been going since 1919.

oatcake1967:
Or buy a lottery ticket and if it wins, many goodnesses can you do.

Been there & done that.

Got £tipped once to cart away some aluminium when I worked on skips !

Can you imagine, she £tipped me a few quid to remove a few more quid off her front yard :smiley: .

That weekend was a rollover, so I got the missus to invest the whole lot with some fantasy that if we win £160ferkinmillion we’ll pop round her house & chuck a few £grand in her lap.

Didn’t even get a number next to a number that was drawn.

10-08:
It’s been going since 1919.

How long has the Royal British Legion been going?

I only ask because that’s the one I support.

I don’t want to become an expert in how worthy a particular military charidee is, until I learn different the RBL gets my vote.

Interestingly . . . I understand that a major funding source of Combat Stress is actually the RBL.

Chas:

10-08:
It’s been going since 1919.

How long has the Royal British Legion been going?

I only ask because that’s the one I support.

I don’t want to become an expert in how worthy a particular military charidee is, until I learn different the RBL gets my vote.

Interestingly . . . I understand that a major funding source of Combat Stress is actually the RBL.

Early 20’s I think. Not telling you where to make your donation would just like to point out it’s not a fly by night charity cashing in. RBL is just as worthy a cause and it all helps :slight_smile:

Do not despair young grasshopper for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for VOSA to overlook a winding of ones landing leg.

Your true course towards your blue divers destiny will present itself when you least expect it.

Stay sure and true and follow the second star on the right till morning…

Look just give it to me by Paypal you tight git :slight_smile:

Dipper_Dave:
Do not despair young grasshopper for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for VOSA to overlook a winding of ones landing leg.

Your true course towards your blue divers destiny will present itself when you least expect it.

Stay sure and true and follow the second star on the right till morning…

Look just give it to me by Paypal you tight git :slight_smile:

Frankly Dippy, or is it Dave . . . I’d much rather give it to VOSA.

You could always give it to the Professional Drivers Foundation to help other HGV drivers who have problems through no fault of their own.

10-08:
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/ ?

Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner :frowning:

These people are angels

eric the judge:
You could always give it to the Professional Drivers Foundation to help other HGV drivers who have problems through no fault of their own.

^^ This, look after your own, it’s also the charity of Trucknet