I’ve mentioned it before I know, but I don’t work for my £tips. It’s strictly against Co’ roolz & yet despite my protestations, a blue diver has once again been thrust into my unworthy pocket.
I wrestled with the unruly traffic, to heroically arrive on site, only to master the uncontrollable crane that delivered the load exactly where the customer (which I’d preselected as the only place) wanted it.
I put the last tip, a purple crisp 20 squid, into the RBL Poppy box, but that has now disappeared from the office.
So what worthy cause gets this blue diver?
I’m vaguely aware that some prog’ my missus watch’s on TV is cycling around GB for children in need & I’m very aware that the Phillipines has had a bit of a storm just recently.
Yep pay it forward and your reward will be of biblical proportions. I will PM you my Paypal e-mail so I can release you from this burden brother and secure you a place amongst the beloved.
You know I’m going to spend it on booze, ■■■■ and loose women and waste the rest.
£5 goes a long way in West Brom…
Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d sooner set light to the fiver & use it to light my cigar whilst reclining in a hot tub.
Which is how I imagine the principles of this false charity spend the donations of the gullible folk whose primitive emotions are stirred by such utter nonsense.
I thought ‘Yelp For Heroes’ was bad, but this outfit take false charidee to the extreme.
Easily missed and the person written off as a jerk or a loner
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d sooner set light to the fiver & use it to light my cigar whilst reclining in a hot tub.
Which is how I imagine the principles of this false charity spend the donations of the gullible folk whose primitive emotions are stirred by such utter nonsense.
I thought ‘Yelp For Heroes’ was bad, but this outfit take false charidee to the extreme.
oatcake1967:
Or buy a lottery ticket and if it wins, many goodnesses can you do.
Been there & done that.
Got £tipped once to cart away some aluminium when I worked on skips !
Can you imagine, she £tipped me a few quid to remove a few more quid off her front yard .
That weekend was a rollover, so I got the missus to invest the whole lot with some fantasy that if we win £160ferkinmillion we’ll pop round her house & chuck a few £grand in her lap.
Didn’t even get a number next to a number that was drawn.
I don’t want to become an expert in how worthy a particular military charidee is, until I learn different the RBL gets my vote.
Interestingly . . . I understand that a major funding source of Combat Stress is actually the RBL.
Early 20’s I think. Not telling you where to make your donation would just like to point out it’s not a fly by night charity cashing in. RBL is just as worthy a cause and it all helps
Do not despair young grasshopper for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for VOSA to overlook a winding of ones landing leg.
Your true course towards your blue divers destiny will present itself when you least expect it.
Stay sure and true and follow the second star on the right till morning…
Dipper_Dave:
Do not despair young grasshopper for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for VOSA to overlook a winding of ones landing leg.
Your true course towards your blue divers destiny will present itself when you least expect it.
Stay sure and true and follow the second star on the right till morning…
Look just give it to me by Paypal you tight git
Frankly Dippy, or is it Dave . . . I’d much rather give it to VOSA.
eric the judge:
You could always give it to the Professional Drivers Foundation to help other HGV drivers who have problems through no fault of their own.
^^ This, look after your own, it’s also the charity of Trucknet