Nine long months of horrid cold weather.Then the sun comes out and there are more ladies in cars with tanned legs that i see from the height of the cab.
There does not seem to so many ladies about when it is cold.Even in the towns and cities they are showing off their summer dresses and skirts nearl causing us truckers to have an accident with Trucknet CSI turning up to find the cause of it.
When parked up head for a country pub.And enjoy the scenery there too.
I Toby have also been having a covert scout & the odd cheeky toot.
The ladies do have eye radar & seem to instinctively know when they are being clocked. I do think they appreciate a respectful acknowledgement of their efforts as well!
Its making me feel poorly, long may it continue 
I spotted a nice one on the motorway.She was driving a black Mercedes convertible.I gave her the toot toot.Blew a kiss.
She waves me to say thanks.
They all seem to be on their own.
toby1234abc:
I spotted a nice one on the motorway.She was driving a black Mercedes convertible.I gave her the toot toot.Blew a kiss.
She waves me to say thanks.
They all seem to be on their own.
bet she aint alone at night with a car like that 
See i reckon we’re like social workers us chaps, doing good works.
Those ladies they spend hours getting themselves dolled up to look just right, now if proper geezers didn’t enjoy and appreciate the effort imagine just how depressed those lovely ladies would be, their self confidence destroyed for ever, we’re life savers i tell you.
Keep up the good work chaps, its hard going and it doesn’t get remunerated anywhere near as much as it should, but knowing that we are providing a valuable social cohesion service is payment enough.
Its ok for you lot I’m driving a 7.5t at the moment & I look at them eye 2 eye 
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpants
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpants
Crack on no fella will complain lol you up m62 way much east side lol
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpants
u can distract me as much as u wanna
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpants
I did that the week before cos my mini skirt was in the wash 
Blimey. I should hang around Taunton Deane more often 
JJ192:
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpantsCrack on no fella will complain lol you up m62 way much east side lol
Na just doing a bit of private roadie work at the mo along side van driving. Picking up the lorry I took up NASS Fest tomorrow and driving it back then its going Boardmasters and V Fest.
Silver_Surfer:
I Toby have also been having a covert scout & the odd cheeky toot.The ladies do have eye radar & seem to instinctively know when they are being clocked. I do think they appreciate a respectful acknowledgement of their efforts as well!
Your not on your own there fella I give the odd cheeky toot i must remember not to do the train horns 
often scare the ■■■■ outta people 
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpants
Parrrrrrrrrp parrp
I’ll beep now, and where was my pic of this ? 
Legend_Scania:
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpantsParrrrrrrrrp parrp
I’ll beep now, and where was my pic of this ?
Oops my bad forgot to send you one haha. Driving Daisy Duke style again today 
Trucker-Lass22:
Legend_Scania:
Trucker-Lass22:
Apologies if i distracted anyone at Taunton Deane services last week, jumping outta the cab and strolling across the lorry park in hotpantsParrrrrrrrrp parrp
I’ll beep now, and where was my pic of this ?
Oops my bad forgot to send you one haha. Driving Daisy Duke style again today
As Chris moyles sang they are the sunshine Sheila’s
My best memory of the sunshine Sheilas was driving through Leyton one blistering day when all the short shorts and skimpy tops were out, and the next thing a ■■■■■■■■■ cloud loomed overhead and it just emptied down for a few minutes. I tell ya, it was like a wet tee shirt contest!
Hot pants & you ride a horse in jodhpurs & you’re 22, I’m in love.