Been bored tonight so I thought I`d share the story of me and my new best mate with you. Went to bed last night had a good sleep in my bunk and woke this morning to find my new best mate stuck to my cheek. Now at my age I thought I would have been over pubity and all the acne ■■■■ but no my new friend Mr. Boil sits firmly attatched to my cheek like a swollen testie which looks very attractive. I sat here earlier whatching a dvd when it decided to rid itself by exploding across the truck. I now have a whole the size of a bullet wound with a nice scab forming which will by morning be even more attractive than today. So there you go me and my mate signing off.
oh what fun we have when parked up
Not that much it bloody hurts now. I blame that greasey kebab I eat last night.
new nick name scabby trucker lol
new nickname
scabbyfrog 
Isn’t a scabbyfrog a toad?
Was it as impressive as this one?
OMG that is disgusting, I actually feel sick
I’m never goin’ to have squirty cream on my fruit salad again!
YUK!
Well its morning and the old boil is looking much better after its self detination, just a scab now and not too much swelling so all is ok. Ill stick with my name cheers but like the suggestions.
scab ribbit
SCANNYFROG:
Not that much it bloody hurts now. I blame that greasey kebab I eat last night.
im same 
something greasy like a kebab or full english and i come out in a couple of big spots.
scratch head off give a good squeeze then fill with vinegar.
