Precise as possible please 
i would say m42 being very naughty lol
M25 between 15 & 16 maybe
M6 northbound, just north of the M42
As for being naughty, I wasn’t actually driving at the time. If you think about it I am closer to the nearside of the road than offside
true lol it could be m25 gatwick to heathrow stretch
Anything more precise than what has been given? 
from which person?
various roads have been mentioned, which road would be the correct one, if any?
Could be M1 too…
CBarnes & ShuttleSpanker are the closest so far
right, i will go for, you are on the M6 northbound at the side of where the M42 south slip comes onto M6 and stays as a lane of its own for a while before joining the main carriageway
M42 south from the M6
M42 Southbound…Just after the M6 split approaching the N.E.C
Is that your final answer
im going to say m42 west bound near nuneaton
When you’re ready I’ll post the ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos
come on put us out of our misery then
Just to satisfy CBarnes that I wasn’t breaking the law extra points to identify the car I was in 
North / West bound M42 between Brum and J9
lol at least i got the right direction not been along there in about four years ish not to far out though if i remember rightly
car or 4x4