I’m Scottish and my name’s Baz…
to pass…with class!..or downhill with a bit of weight on! 
mates call me jono, the D is beginning letter of my surname DOHERTY
N17 postcode of the famous tottenham hotspur fc and im a trucker simple hey? my names mark btw 
n17 trucker:
N17 postcode of the famous tottenham hotspur fc and im a trucker simple hey? my names mark btw
COYS! 
My dad’s always called me timmo, short for Timmins, our surname. I have also been known as D, Elvis, The Sedgley Blur, anything that rhymes with Dale and sexbomb! At the moment I’m known as Wade because the boss’s dad can’t remember my name( he even called me lord once. god knows where he got that from!)
a year on…so any other users (that havent already posted) want to explain the history behind there user name 
Because I wasnt using imagination when I joined - a DAF95XF was the newest truck I had ridden in when I was at school and Ive always liked DAFs… 
I keep meaning to change it though, I would use something Im called at work but they keep changing what they call me every week - Ive been called Sally (dont know why though 
) and speedy (because of the office’s perception of my lack of speed on the trunk ) though they havent called me it but I might change my username to Visa - because Im their flexible friend 
DAF95XF:
Ive been called Sally (dont know why though
I do 
garnerlives:
DAF95XF:
Ive been called Sally (dont know why thoughI do
Its not for the reasons you’re thinking of… 
Not very imaginative from me either - My names Mark and for some unknown reason a lot of my mates call me Marky Mark
I’ll ask them one day 
Removal- My dads company
Boy- I’m 15
Phantom309 - Trucking Song
couldnt think of anything else
When I joined the wife says whats your user name gonna be? I said I dunno? Dunno then it is!!
Big Im fat
Brummie Im from birmingham
Macca a nickname from when I used to play football stuck with me from the age of 6
Mine comes from when i was on landfill waste water tankers and if we had any problems the weighbridge girls used tell people to the Gilders driver usaully followed by which one? the big un by the tanks was the reply so being 5ft 11 and weighing 19 stone that would be me
the big un
Small tapered sticks used in pairs. The traditional eating utensil of China, Japan, Korea and Vietnam.
deckboypeggy == if you were ever at sea in the Merchant Navy and you were a member of the deck crew ,your first job was a deckboy,i was 16 and 1 day old when i went deep sea.also you were called PEGGYthat was the name they shouted when you had to do the fetching for the ABs ANDthe PO. ie fetch all the food from the galley, 3 meals a day whash up,clean the heads[toilets] scrub the allways[,corrdors] clean the po s cabinns.like a apprentice ship,you did 9 months then started to progress on to a AB 3YEARS LATER that was with BLUE FUNNEL Others companys you did less.time as a peggy,deckboy.
Self explanatory really, I’m mad as a hatter! 
Used to be Biggles on the CB, but I had a breakdown and then became ‘Crazytrucker’!
Not really crazy, not Martin Riggs crazy anyway.
‘Crazytrucker’
I’m sure a few of you are wondering where mine comes from.
I am NOT ex army and I don’t have a hobby involving explosives.
When I first started driving class 2s I was given this old Daf that was so ropey that something would fall off if you gave it a hard stare The firm also tended to do the tipper jobs that the others didn’t want (dodgy access etc.)
Well by the end of the first week I had snapped a half shaft, knocked the passenger step off and bent the front bumper.
Week 2, I came in at the end of the day and wondered off to the fitters shed with a defect ticket in my hand.
“What have you broken now Semtex?” was the reply.
The name stuck
Semtex cos I was always blowing the trucks up