Mine is the muppet who comes flying round a roundabout, no signal, just as you’re letting the clutch up to pull away fully loaded, currants!. 
Another one is the fellow truck driver who, when you move over to let him on the m,way, keeps pace with you for miles instead of dropping back and letting you back into lane one. 
The back door man who ■■■■■ in his breath before saying “You’ve got a long wait driver”. 
I’m sure all you guys and girls out there have got hundreds more, but thats just a few of mine.
Another one is the fellow truck driver who, when you move over to let him on the m,way, keeps pace with you for miles instead of dropping back and letting you back into lane one.
thats one of mine too 
i also hate tailgaters especially when its a truck doing it,
and getting cut up by trucks too.
car drivers are all treated like idiots by me, but truckdrivers should know better.
People in general are my pet hate.
As Alan Partridge once said “I just hate the general public”
BEING WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SLEEP
Story to follow shortly…
muppets who overtake on roundabouts and what is worse, they are going in the same direction as me and even worse, that they are driving an artic like mine, They really should understand that trailers cut corners 
Car drivers who try to make a fast buck out of you/your company,by saying you hit them,when it is proved you were nowhere near them at the time.
This happened to one of our lads yesterday in Swansea,when a girl rung our office to say our driver had hit the wing mirror on her boyfriends car,whilst being watched into a gap by 2 people.One at the front,and one at the back.
When I investigated it,and got statements off the two ‘watchers’ concerned,I rung the boyfriend back,told him what I had,and he promptly hung up!!! 
Case closed.
Ken.
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People having Front Fog lights on when its not needed.
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People using front fog lights instead of dipped beam
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Middle lane Hogs
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Using the phone whilst driving, Including Texting
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People driving with rear fog lights on with no fog around!
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Car drivers which cannot stay in the correct lanes on large islands and just drift around not signalling or using there mirrors
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People that drive down the road with there wing mirrors still folded in, When did they last look in there mirror?
As you can see I’m a very bitter person and moan alot 
Usually with good reason though
Reckon I can think of a few more later 
Limiter wars
Clue
IF IT TAKES YOU 10 MILES TO OVERTAKE YOU AINT GOING FAST ENOUGH ARSE ITS NO WONDER CAR DRIVERS HATE US
simon
Discopete:
People having Front Fog lights on when its not needed.
People using front fog lights instead of dipped beam
Middle lane Hogs
Using the phone whilst driving, Including Texting
People driving with rear fog lights on with no fog around!
Car drivers which cannot stay in the correct lanes on large islands and just drift around not signalling or using there mirrors
People that drive down the road with there wing mirrors still folded in, When did they last look in there mirror?
As you can see I’m a very bitter person and moan alot
Usually with good reason though
Reckon I can think of a few more later
Can’t disagree with any of them although I’ll admit I’m never off the bloody phone and when I am I’m often sending a text to someone 
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Can’t disagree with any of them although I’ll admit I’m never off the bloody phone and when I am I’m often sending a text to someone .
Well, at least your honest Rob!
bikemonkey:
People in general are my pet hate.As Alan Partridge once said “I just hate the general public”
I’m with you and Alan.
Mine has to be the numties who park opposite access gates and then go to sleep for nine hours, I can’t understand the mentality of people like that.
Day men who moan when they don’t get a nice new clean truck, and when they do get one they ■■■■ it up on purpose anyway!
When driving at night, the tossers that put their main beam back on just before they go past leaving you blinded for a moment and doesn’t give you enough time to do it back…■■■■■■■
This happen to anyone else or just me 
Car drivers who like to do 50 mph on motorways.
Then when you are overtaking them decide they want to do 60 mph
The kamikaze pizza delivery boys on their mopeds in London.
London bus drivers that wait till I’ve managed to pull out after trying for five minutes, and then move off without warning when I’m level with them.
London bus drivers who cannot park straight at bus stops, adopting the ‘abandoned look’.
Car drivers who park in yellow boxes marked ‘GOODS INWARD - NO PARKING’
Car drivers who try and undertake when I’ve moved out to the right to turn left (they don’t get by my Volvo like that ).
Soho, London - traffic wardens (they’re all crooked ‘fatherless persons’).
Other HGV drivers who take 10 miles to pass, and then their motor dies in front of me climbing a hill, hold me up - Mercedes-Benz Axor drivers seem to be regular offenders on this one.
The day man who keeps tangling my suzies and getting them caked in grease. I’ll find out who you are one day Billy…
That’ll do for now
People who collide with me. I’ve had 3 motor accidents within the last 9 months. Two of them write-off’s. I’m losing faith in anyone’s ability to drive. (Having lost faith in my own years ago. 
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My other pet hates are:-
- People who do not indicate.
- People who do not indicate.
- People who do not indicate.
- People who do not indicate.
Oh, and people who do not indicate, who then manage to make my driving look crap (I can do that by myself. i don’t need any help! 
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Cars that are desperate to get in front of you as the roadworks approach, only to slam there anchors on…
Cars that will not let you out no matter what, the “I will not pull over/slow down/speed up, just stare ahead oblivious” brigade. Yeah right… then play silly buggers when they get cut up.
Oh, and those that sit in the inside lane doing 50 on motorways… Even worse are those along side them doing the same.
zuluwarrior:
Mine is the muppet who comes flying round a roundabout, no signal, just as you’re letting the clutch up to pull away fully loaded, currants!. .
If someones not indicating at a junction, then I take them as fair game and pull out ([zb] them maybe they’ll learn)
zuluwarrior:
Another one is the fellow truck driver who, when you move over to let him on the m,way, keeps pace with you for miles instead of dropping back and letting you back into lane one. :
I’ve had this from Caravans and cars, have been known to indicate and start pulling over, scares the crap out of them ([zb] them maybe they’ll learn)
Middle lane hoggers always wind me up, when I’m in my car especially, always seem to be Merc owners
Waiting at a Zebra crossing and other drivers just drive straight over, Bus drivers are well known for this
People who walk up the high street in town, not looking where they are going and expecting every one to move out of their way like they’re royalty.
People that have twenly items in a supermarket checkout que that says “10 ITEMS ONLY” (women in suits are well known for this)
Audi owners
You turn up for work on time, are kept waiting for 2 hrs because you load isn’t ready, then the transport manager rings you up all day complaining that you’re late
You get in from a hard days work gagging for it, only to find the ■■■■■ has gone to bed already
The ugly fat bird in the transport office that thinks everyone fancies her
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Coffeeholic:
bikemonkey:
People in general are my pet hate.As Alan Partridge once said “I just hate the general public”
I’m with you and Alan.
me too
also people who dont indicate