What's the strangest thing you've seen on the road?

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Makes sense!

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d4c24a- it seems you have been an unfortunate victim of P&H Haydock’s recruitment process too lol.

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Last week on a motorway somewhere I saw Thomas the tank engine go over a bridge, thought it was strange as no railway on that bridge then realised it was on a low loader :laughing:
also saw my Mrs going to work once on the m62 flying along the outside lane picking her nose, she denied it of course :laughing:

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Took a wrong turn in Shepton mallet once and there was a woman screaming at me as I was coming down the street, she was saying that her pet snake had escaped and was in the road in front of me :open_mouth: !
Can’t stand the bast@rd things so I carried on and ran over it !

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Sitting in rush hour traffic, north circular in London when I became aware that the transit van directly in front of me appeared to be full of young folks, all mucking about.

Suddenly the side door opened and a totally naked bloke leapt out, did a complete circuit of the van and jumped back in amongst much cheering and applause from both his mates and the other vehicles in the queue.

Two minutes later, another chap, also starkers, jumped out and did a circuit also.

The only difference this time was, by the time he had got round, his "mates " had shut and locked the side door . . . . . . . . .

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Terry T:
Driving up Quarry Bank (Quarry Bonk if you’re a local) in the Midlands. A woman was running down the middle of a dual carriageway completely naked. Cars were slowing down to have a look and she was just walking up to them and banging on the windows laughing her head off.

Dunno if it was a bet or she’d escaped from somewhere, who knows. Funny as [zb] either way :smiley:

Attractive girl too and with a tidy set of norks :smiley:[/q

Probably ‘Ma Pardoes’ would figure in the answer somewhere.

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dieseldog999:

irishexpat:
Over taking a lorry on the m40 one night and the fella was spanking the monkey

is that not standard practice when your tramping on the cruise? best to wear a party hat and don’t care where you aim. and whats stranger,the spanker,or the spankers audience??.. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiley:

Little things please little minds.

…but bigger fools watch on…

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Not seen it myself but Ive heard a rumour that dieseldog drove with his card in once… :laughing:

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Heading towards Warminster from Bath many years ago an old half cab double deck bus came the other way with a Giraffe looking out the front upstairs window. Just the job for it with the floor taken out I suppose. It was near Longleat which may account for it.
Heading into Torquay a hedgehog was crossing the road from the other side so I stopped for it. It got to the white line and bloody stopped so I had to put my gloves on and get out and put it over a garden wall. I bet it walked straight back out through the gate and got flattened.

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iguana:

It must be funny when on the road for maximum amount of hours , drivers must have to give there heads a shake to believe what there seeing is true .