markymodem:
a ‘woman’ in stockings and sussies on the a500 j16 laybay…late at night standing by ‘her’ car…lol
funniest thing I seen in years was when I was out on the A500 laybye dogging with my misses and the same lorry passed by us 153 times over a 4 hour period…strange things happen at J 16… 
I saw a tipper doing 40.
I don’t like to talk about it through fear of ridicule. I know Brian Cox Etc try to explain these things away as science etc. I know what I saw ok!! Still gives me the shivers.
A minibus on the on the hard shoulder of the A2 and a bunch of Hasidic Jews in few regalia dodging traffic trying to pick up there luggage off the road as it had parted company with the roof rack
I once saw a motorcycle pulling a caravan.
Over taking a lorry on the m40 one night and the fella was spanking the monkey
Just after Xmas going south M1 just before meadowhall on a Friday afternoon still getting a move on (that wasn’t it but it could have been lol)
Opposite carriageway an old chap straw hat shopping basket on his bike cycling up the hard shoulder happy as can be lol rang the rozzers she said your the 20th caller about him, felt like saying well tell your lot to get a move on then lol
irishexpat:
Over taking a lorry on the m40 one night and the fella was spanking the monkey
is that not standard practice when your tramping on the cruise? best to wear a party hat and don’t care where you aim. and whats stranger,the spanker,or the spankers audience??.. 
Few years ago…3am middle of winter ice everywhere driving through Boroughbridge…fella running… not a stitch on…guess husband came home early
A man stood in a field playing the bag pipes on the A14 near Cambridge!
Monkey escaped from Woburn safari park chilling on hard shoulder of M1.
Just not smoking a ■■■!
Looking interested in all the road side present left behind.
As a kid went traveling up to Scotland with the old man and my uncle to move some furniture after we moved back to England. Was in a Luton box van traveling through Black Isle about 11pm. Crawling up a hill about 10 mph in this rubbish hire transit. Saw a young woman by side of the road under a street light by a house waving a sunflower up and down. No kidding. She was dressed in sort of 60s/70s get up. Like fancy dress. Must have been about 30 feet away quite near us when she, well can only say she wasn’t there anymore. Didn’t move or disappear from under the light -Just there, then wasn’t. God knows what that was all about. I had been giving her the "V"s as had just learned that off a mate and thought it was funny. Fairy stopped me in my tracks. My old man and uncle had to pull over and smoked about 30 cigs pacing up and down 
. Funnily enough didn’t bother me at 11 years old. I think I lacked imagination
Way back in the late 80’s I was stuck on the M1 behind a 40ft flat bed. It was built in the shape of an upturned whale carcass, complete with ribs and giant rubber organs. To this day I have no idea what it was, who made it, or why?
There’s a good thread about this stuff on the old-timers forum: loads of entertainment! Here’s the link: viewtopic.php?f=35&t=101569
Robert
Saw a motorbike pulling a coffin today.
I’ve seen two cows munching grass in someone’s front garden in the middle of a modern well to do housing estate. They were eating the grass alongside the driveway. There are no cattle for miles around, it’s all arable fields.
Not strange but very old fashioned: An old boy riding a BSA push bike with flat cap on, three dead rabbits slung over the handlebars. Must have been in his nineties, looked very happy. About ten years ago in a country lane.
4 axle stgo unit pulling a 750kg unbraked Halford trailer… 
Literally acres of room but there’s always one muppet stood right in the middle of the ■■■■■■■ road…
Three years ago in the highlands we came across a sponsored bike ride. One bloke on a unicycle. Last year a bloke on a motorbike with a Rolf Muppet helmet complete with ears flapping in the wind. Made me laugh out loud
Years ago on the M6 near Brum a car in my mirror grabbed my attention, it stuck out because it had holes where the lights should have been and as it overtook me I noticed that it had no seats at all inside it, the fella driving was sat on a crate! Even worse was it had no steering wheel, but had a set of mole grips clamped to the top of the column.
I saw on Thursday a wagon with what looked like tank tracks underneath the trailer.
One morning doing a Saturday shift for P&H , was driving towards Blackpool and noticed a heard of cows just walking over the over pass.