i once run over a rabbit and heard it underneath my car banging. i looked in the rear mirror and the bloody thing had gone lol
I ran over a ■■■■ man about 2 years ago…I was absolutley [ZB] myself when i stopped the car and when i got out to see if he was ok, i noticed a couple of kids running the way i just came, looked over to where the “man” was and saw that it was a frickin` BLOW-UP dol!!! 
I can kinda laugh about it now but to be fair, i couldve killed some-one in real life and it really wasnt funny at the time!
Never found out who the kids were! 
Hiya … i was on the M62 one day following a VW golf. This driver had 3 mountain bikes on a bracket on the hatchback
one minute. the next second they was off. thesecond after that they was under the wheels of my loaded 3300.I don,t think
he knew. I never said anything so everyone must have been happy.
I would think the top man on this theme is the chap who run over the Swedish sisters on the M6 at Keel that saturday morning.
it was all filmed for all to see and know one to belive. i bet that chap is still shaking…
John
Stonehouse69:
I ran over a ■■■■ man about 2 years ago…I was absolutley [ZB] myself when i stopped the car and when i got out to see if he was ok, i noticed a couple of kids running the way i just came, looked over to where the “man” was and saw that it was a frickin` BLOW-UP dol!!!
Never found out who the kids were!
Heh, stupid years.
When I was about 15, there was an article in the paper saying that the teenagers caused the accident by pretending that they are raising some ropes across the road.
We did not believed with friends that this can happen, so we decided to check it hands on.
We were walking along the back road when the car came, we stayed on the both sides of the road, and when he was close, we pretended that we are pulling some ropes from the both sides of the road.
The guy stopped so harshly that he lost control and almost hit a tree. Then it turned that there are four equivalents of muscly neds in this car. I was never running so quickly before and after that 
Ran over a sheep in the car when driving through the Elan valley. Climbed a steep hill, browed it and went over a lumpy thing in the road. Stopped looked back and was a sheep in the road, with what looked like a big 4x4 track over it poor thing…
Wasnt going a fair rate of knotts, but did make me go “What the HELL was that?” as it clunked under the car 
Had a nice meeting with a pheasant one thursday morning in the wagon, clear blue skies, only muggings here in the inside lane about 6am on the M25 past J22…
Thought that birds flying a bit low, whats that?
Peering through the windscreen and suddenly realised what it was before it went bang
Full on pheasant in the windscreen, passengerside luckily so was able to ahem keep going to stop safely… in the yard lol! But talk about making you jump, christ nearly needed a new set of pants!
some years ago i ran over a big alsatian on the A45 in coventry with a sherpa van…the whole van left the ground…launched me it did…it didnt run out of my way because it was already dead 
Years ago back in the early seventys a mate of mine had a swan fly into his windscreen while he was driving up the M1 in nottingham made one hell of a mess of his Commer furniture wagon and him he had seen it coming and tried to miss it but it just came straight at him he put his arm up across his face but one of the birds claws went through his hand the bird not only did the windscreen but carried on out the back window jamming its self and poor Paddys hand betweenthe body and the back of the cab the police turned up and he had to awnser all sorts of questions as the swan is classed as a royal bird it was his claim to fame has he got his name in the papers.
talking about swans■■?
Driving down the unlit perimeter road at the Toyota factory one night, my main beam picked out a bloody enormous badger - I swear it actually squared up to the wagon! I didn’t fancy a fight (especially as I was in an old Renault Premium shunter), so I backed right off!!
Coming down the M5 early one morning a low flying swan flew straight into my lightboard ripping it off it mountings, when I pulled over it was hanging by the light wires, didn’t see where the swan went
Then a few weeks after that I was heading along the A25 near Sevenoaks in the early hours and a deer walked out in front of me, smashed the bumper, lower grille, punctured the radiator and bent the oil cooler, deer just as mangled
All my boss wanted to know is why I hadn’t taken them home and had em for dinner