What's the biggest thing

Hit a kangaroo with a mitsibushi l300 van (Read Bedford Midi) in aus…not good
Had to attend a breakdown on a 4 series scanny in the brecon beacons once that hit a deer, had to change the rad and intercooler on the side of the road, wasn’t a lot of fun. It even bent all the gear linkage right bloody mess :frowning:

Hit a bleedin big ram with an erf-ecx, wiped the ram out and did a fair bit if damage to the erf, headlight,bumper and passenger step. Policr called a vet to finish it off and the vet said he didn`t recognise the markings, yeah right! :imp:

Ran over an already dead baby deer layin in the middle of the A75 2 years ago, didnt see it till I was over it. The [zb] failed me my MOT 7 months later cos it knocked off the clips that hold the brake pipes up :laughing:

And best of it is I was under the car last week welding a bit of exhaust and there is STILL some grey fur stuck under it!!

a person on a bike (don’t ask why he was riding it in 3 inches of snow) damage nothing of note
a pigeon on a right hand bend, damage, write off rolled it 4 times and walked away
a facking great pheasant, knew i hit it didn’t know that i carried it 10 miles in the bottom of the front grill, when i saw it i was pmsl. no damage

A ride on electric pallet truck at Boots distribution centre,chelmesford (i think it was chelmesford :open_mouth: ) during my fly everywhere days at Rokold :unamused: …and yes it did have a driver on it when I first hit it :blush: :blush:

washy jnr:
A ride on electric pallet truck at Boots distribution centre,chelmesford (i think it was chelmesford :open_mouth: ) during my fly everywhere days at Rokold :unamused: …and yes it did have a driver on it when I first hit it :blush: :blush:

First hit it? Does that mean you had a second go? I like your style.

Coffeeholic:

washy jnr:
A ride on electric pallet truck at Boots distribution centre,chelmesford (i think it was chelmesford :open_mouth: ) during my fly everywhere days at Rokold :unamused: …and yes it did have a driver on it when I first hit it :blush: :blush:

First hit it? Does that mean you had a second go? I like your style.

My mum always told me to never quit,if I start a job… :wink:

A cathedral on an icy road!

truckerjon:
A cathedral on an icy road!

:laughing: meant animals really but a cathederal takes some beating - you did see the bit about ran it over, didn’t you :wink:

I was bringing the cows up a narrow lane from the lower fields one afternoon ,well near the top of the lane was a parked car , the cows heading for fresh grazing then started pushing & shuving each other bunching up together & without hesitation some scrambled over the bonnet :open_mouth:

:laughing: that’s called revenge :laughing:

I thought you’d like that one :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just because we’ve got onto revenge;

One night I went out rabbiting with a good friend of mine (who, shall we say, has a bit of a temper).

I shot a rabbit which ran off, my mate handed me his gun and ran off to do the deed. He came back a few minutes later muttering allsorts of obceneties and (for him) less than impressed.

What happened?

He’d found the bunny at the bottom of a hedge and reached down to get hold of it, said bunny responded by biting him! So, of course he jumped back, connecting squarely with an electric fence and getting zapped :laughing: Didn’t really help when he told me and I spent the next 10 mins rolling round on the floor in hysterics :blush:

A Staffordshire tea pot with a picture of Warwick castle on it !

I’ve drove over ferries many times.

You enter from one side at one island, and you leave it at other side elsewhere…

That’s big!

two pigeons and a pheasant . one of the pigeons had been eating berrys and left a pretty pattern on my winscreen , the pheasant got stuck in my grill and all i could see was pheasant arse and both its feet sticking out , the second pigeon flew into my drivers door window just as i was closing it , good job realy because that would have sparked me out … :open_mouth:

:unamused:

oh and some ali ladders at watsons ( as was ) in bolton … 90 quid they were apparently … :laughing:

""DARKSEEKER:
Biggest thing I’ve actually hit was a pheasant which then became my Sunday lunch as I didn’t like demolishing a grille with no gain.

Thats illegal you are not alloud to keep what you run over the vehicle behind you can but not you :angry:

So next time you run a little poor animal over leave him for someone else :smiley: :slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue:[

Back before i could drive I worked on the railways and i remember we hit 4 cows at 60mph once in the middle of Micklefield station, now if anyone knows this station they will know is on an embankment above the village, we had come from York and the cows had walked down the track from the selby branch, driver had a nickname of nervous nigel and this incident didnt help him much.

The main thing I remember apart from one of the doors popping open was the smell.