AndrewG:
Fyi A relative short arse at only 5’ 8’’ but 16st, 50 chest,19’/2 biceps,30 quads , 20’’ calves and ripped with 12%body fat index and ex BAWLA (British Amateur Weight Lifting Assoc) gym instuctor, not known as the human fork lift at our yard for nothing
Competitive stats
Schwarzenegger in 1974
Height: 6’2" (188 cm)
Contest weight: 235 lb (107 kg)Off-season weight: 260 lb (120 kg)
Arms: 22 in (56 cm)(1ft. 10in.)
Chest: 57 in (140 cm)(4ft. 9in.)
Waist: 34 in (86 cm)(2ft. 10in.)
Thighs: 28.5 in (72 cm)(2ft. 4.5in.)
Calves: 20 in (51 cm)(1ft. 8in.)
You must be quite distinctive sight in truckstops round europe, amongst all the fat unfit trampers with no access to a gym from one weekend to the next. Even your tn friends are asking for a photo now, why not post one and silence Milodon?
AndrewG:
Fyi A relative short arse at only 5’ 8’’ but 16st, 50 chest,19’/2 biceps,30 quads , 20’’ calves and ripped with 12%body fat index and ex BAWLA (British Amateur Weight Lifting Assoc) gym instuctor, not known as the human fork lift at our yard for nothing
Competitive stats
Schwarzenegger in 1974
Height: 6’2" (188 cm)
Contest weight: 235 lb (107 kg)Off-season weight: 260 lb (120 kg)
Arms: 22 in (56 cm)(1ft. 10in.)
Chest: 57 in (140 cm)(4ft. 9in.)
Waist: 34 in (86 cm)(2ft. 10in.)
Thighs: 28.5 in (72 cm)(2ft. 4.5in.)
Calves: 20 in (51 cm)(1ft. 8in.)
You must be quite distinctive sight in truckstops round europe, amongst all the fat unfit trampers with no access to a gym from one weekend to the next. Even your tn friends are asking for a photo now, why not post one and silence Milodon?
That’s a fair question, I think. I’m looking forward to a fair answer.
Personally i couldnt give a flying hoot if andrew g is real or fake. IF hes a fake, then fair play. Hes had a few fooled. On the other hand, still fair play. He tells a good story and knows his biscuits
Tubbysboy:
Best one I’ve heard was one from a Manchester bloke. We were both tipping in Haniels Zona franca. Over he walked and started talking, anyway, ended up in a restaurant for a meal. He then said with a straight face, I do this job part time, as normally I’m an Elvis impersonator on ferries and holiday camps.
How I didn’t ■■■■ myself I don’t know. Naturally he then regaled the bar with a northern rendition of love me tender. Utter rubbish hahahahahaha. Still laughing nearly 25 years later…
probably true,my ex mate [AKA [zb]]was/is an elvis impersonater,reckons he hypnotised himself into singing like elvis,got all the gear and the silly wig,reckons he does roy orbison as well
Blimey, hope there’s not 2 of them about ! Can’t remember mateys name, funnily enough me dad took me lorry for me when I was on holiday and met the chap as well, and sure enough heard the same story!
theflyingdustman:
Personally i couldnt give a flying hoot if andrew g is real or fake. IF hes a fake, then fair play. Hes had a few fooled. On the other hand, still fair play. He tells a good story and knows his biscuits
Me neither, but the whole saga is hilarious! Either he’s doing what it says on the can or he’s sitting behind a keyboard in Penge or somewhere equally beautiful, frantically making stuff up.
I do hope the saga doesn’t end, it’s like a perpetual Le Carre novel
AndrewG:
Fyi A relative short arse at only 5’ 8’’ but 16st, 50 chest,19’/2 biceps,30 quads , 20’’ calves and ripped with 12%body fat index and ex BAWLA (British Amateur Weight Lifting Assoc) gym instuctor, not known as the human fork lift at our yard for nothing [emoji14] [emoji14]
Competitive stats
Schwarzenegger in 1974
Height: 6’2" (188 cm)
Contest weight: 235 lb (107 kg)Off-season weight: 260 lb (120 kg)
Arms: 22 in (56 cm)(1ft. 10in.)
Chest: 57 in (140 cm)(4ft. 9in.)
Waist: 34 in (86 cm)(2ft. 10in.)
Thighs: 28.5 in (72 cm)(2ft. 4.5in.)
Calves: 20 in (51 cm)(1ft. 8in.)
You must be quite distinctive sight in truckstops round europe, amongst all the fat unfit trampers with no access to a gym from one weekend to the next. Even your tn friends are asking for a photo now, why not post one and silence Milodon?
That’s a fair question, I think. I’m looking forward to a fair answer.
Come on Andrew, you must at least be able to photoshop an FH to make it seem that you’re for real, there’s a danger all your good work so far will go to waste if the masses start to doubt your story.
AndrewG:
Fyi A relative short arse at only 5’ 8’’ but 16st, 50 chest,19’/2 biceps,30 quads , 20’’ calves and ripped with 12%body fat index and ex BAWLA (British Amateur Weight Lifting Assoc) gym instuctor, not known as the human fork lift at our yard for nothing
Competitive stats
Schwarzenegger in 1974
Height: 6’2" (188 cm)
Contest weight: 235 lb (107 kg)Off-season weight: 260 lb (120 kg)
Arms: 22 in (56 cm)(1ft. 10in.)
Chest: 57 in (140 cm)(4ft. 9in.)
Waist: 34 in (86 cm)(2ft. 10in.)
Thighs: 28.5 in (72 cm)(2ft. 4.5in.)
Calves: 20 in (51 cm)(1ft. 8in.)
You must be quite distinctive sight in truckstops round europe, amongst all the fat unfit trampers with no access to a gym from one weekend to the next. Even your tn friends are asking for a photo now, why not post one and silence Milodon?
Have you not seen over the top sky Stallone had weightlifting equipment in his truck.
Prehaps the special build FH has a gym in it
I did once meet a bloke that had a pulley system hooked up to weights in his cab so that he could exercise while going down the road, the bloke was mahoosive, not too bright, but he was a scary looking dude for sure. It was in America, just off the famous 8 Mile Rd in Detroit, Michigan. So America is all the explanation you need.
I also worked with a bloke on Solstor, a really big scary looking Jock, he previously worked for Leggetts and was in a T&D story about him working out in the back of the trailer, he used to carry a heavy bag around with him, he was an ex bouncer and bare knuckle fighter and you didn’t need to be told, you knew just by looking at him. A proper gentle giant if you stayed on the right side of him, he always found a church somewhere to go to Sunday mass, no matter where he was.
You must be quite distinctive sight in truckstops round europe, amongst all the fat unfit trampers with no access to a gym from one weekend to the next. Even your tn friends are asking for a photo now, why not post one and silence Milodon?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
never mind all that pish.
who really cares what andrew looks like?? he talks the talk and aint a obvious irritation like the ukdamondozy drivvle.
he told me that once a while ago in a pm that his misses previously did a shoot for the stacksncracks trucking calander ( well worth a google ) but never said what month…spill the beans bud,cos any time i try to look,i can never get past march.
I’ve worked with more than my fair share of tall tale tellers. Always feel a bit sorry for them as their life must be that rubbish that they have to make stories up.
Best one was probably:
Young lad who said he was straight out the Navy. Okay fair enough- showed me pictures of him in uniform. Tells me he was a cook- a bit less impressive but still served so fair play to him. Then tells me he snipered a Somali pirate in the head. Then tells me he was in the field gun competition (he was about 8 stone wet through. Then tells me he was in the Navy rugby team. He goes on like this all of his achievements etc. Tells me he’s got two Ford Focus RS’s sitting at home and that he’s a semi pro footballer. Turns out he didn’t even have a driving licence and this was a minimum wage job so he must be on a fair pension from the military at age 23 to afford two RS’s!
andy187:
I remember him. He used to run out of Burton on Trent about 20-25 years ago
Geoffo:
Many years ago when I worked for Stobart ('90-'96), there was a wagon & drag driver that also did a great impression of Elvis. He also won many competitions for having the most Elvis Tattoos.
Not sure if this is the same guy that’s in the video, as he’d be in his mid '60s by now.
EDIT. I’ve just checked some other videos of the singing Stobbie, and no it’s not him.
Maybe a collaboration with the Bhuna town rats?
.and their Indian Eurovision winner …Vindaloo. 
