As above really.
What type of questions do they ask you?
If you have been off with stress recently can this hinder anything?
Just general checks, questions about yourself blood pressure, bmi, ■■■■ cavity check, eye sight etc.
Ahh the ■■■■ cavity check… That’s extra sprouts garlic and beans and laxatives the night before then give the dr a lovely suprise, get my money’s worth haha!!
drummerkev:
Ahh the ■■■■ cavity check… That’s extra sprouts garlic and beans and laxatives the night before then give the dr a lovely suprise, get my money’s worth haha!!
Its not as bad as it sounds they go about an inch have a wiggle about then its all done.
Bit of advice, dont go to your own doctor, if you have even the small thing on your record that you didnt think about they will write it down and you may have a long wait to get you license, i had to have a 24hr ecg and a heart scan because on an ecg i had on my record wasnt quite A1 but still perfectly normal.
drummerkev:
As above really.What type of questions do they ask you?
“Have you brought the money?”
drummerkev:
If you have been off with stress recently can this hinder anything?
Only if you tell the Doc that you have been off with stress, and even then probably not. Best approach is to say “Hello Doctor, here’s the money and the form, I’m as fit as a fiddle, sign here please”. You don’t have to go to your own doctor, some Punjabi in the next town who cares only about how much cash he can send home to his family is your best bet here.
When I look around the average Tesco RDC waiting room I don’t see too many specimens in the peak of physical and mental health. 
A quick finger up the bum to check for abnormalities and it’s eyes, ears etc, apart from the ‘backdoor’ check it’s nothing a baby wouldn’t giggle at.
stagedriver:
A quick finger up the bum to check for abnormalities and it’s eyes, ears etc, apart from the ‘backdoor’ check it’s nothing a baby wouldn’t giggle at.
And dont forget the cough and drop
I paid my doc £120 
, when he said “very nice thankyou” I initially thought he was on about the money, it only dawned on me later he was on about when he took my internal temperature, whilst he had a hand on each of my shoulders 
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stagedriver:
A quick finger up the bum to check for abnormalities and it’s eyes, ears etc, apart from the ‘backdoor’ check it’s nothing a baby wouldn’t giggle at.
Well i just hope he washes his hands As i know im not the first medical of the day! 
Or on second thought i hope he doesnt have really long fingers and takes great pleasure in runing peoples day!
I have a wedding to photograph after my medical, i hope i dont limp hahah!
Iv had a glance through the medical paper work as you had me worried for a few minutes! If a finger goes near my one way track ill be kicking like a horse!
I had no problem with the “finger up the ■■■■ passage test.” on my medical…
It was when he changed the single finger into four I struggled… HELP!
Strange, the doctor paid me 100 quid to check his :s
I’m feeling left out here. Had a couple of medicals now and not once has anyone tried to stick their fingers in the chutney locker. What’s that all about? Just had the normal eyes, height, weight and are you ok type questions. That cost me £60 last time, I feel like I’ve been stiffed, so to speak.
Slackbladder:
I’m feeling left out here. Had a couple of medicals now and not once has anyone tried to stick their fingers in the chutney locker. What’s that all about? Just had the normal eyes, height, weight and are you ok type questions. That cost me £60 last time, I feel like I’ve been stiffed, so to speak.
Seems to me everybody else got stiffed but you 
Nothing to worry about, if you are fit enough to walk in and hand over a small bundle of cash, that is more than good enough. I missed out on the finger up the bum, my doctor said she didn’t like it. 
Slackbladder:
I’m feeling left out here. Had a couple of medicals now and not once has anyone tried to stick their fingers in the chutney locker. What’s that all about? Just had the normal eyes, height, weight and are you ok type questions. That cost me £60 last time, I feel like I’ve been stiffed, so to speak.
I’d say you ■■■■ out.