Mine is making a wedding cake and has the fruit for it soaking in Jamaican rum. A whole bottles’ worth. I asked her if she’d kept the bottle to pour any rum back into it when the fruit was done soaking. Err…no…now I may have to attempt to drink whatever is left before it evaporates! Tsk, tsk, oh well let the party begin!
Smoking. 
the silly cow.
everything 
Breathing, spitting! 
Turning the central heating thermostat up to 45c because she thinks the house will warm up quicker.
SmashedCrabFace:
Turning the central heating thermostat up to 45c because she thinks the house will warm up quicker.
Got to admit I’ve done that 
but thinking about it now 
How long have you got?
SmashedCrabFace:
Turning the central heating thermostat up to 45c because she thinks the house will warm up quicker.
Day driver who uses my truck thinks the same about the night heater
always thinking someone is at the door despite the dog can sniff a visitor before the knock on she seems to think she knows better 