Night drivers buddy over in Tesco’ski Reading sent this last night… no prizes for correct answers!
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Oops ha ha. Every little helps…
Load not strapped properly [emoji23]
I can the marker lights aren’t working. Is there something else 
“You shop, we drop” - isn’t that what the trucks say?
Someone really needs to tell Mrs Jones in Flat 4b that the shops are only closed for one day, you don’t need a years worth of shopping home delivered for Christmas!
{getting coat} 
When the street lights come on, I have to go home.
Bye!
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This tractor unit feels light [emoji23][emoji23][emoji6]
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Give us clue, can’t quite put my finger on it. Dog clip maybe.
Someone has nicked the 2nd “S” in Tescos
The drivers brain ?
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Autonomous Trailer. No need for truck drivers anymore.
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The legs ain’t long enough.
The fence around the trailer park extension.
There was another one dropped early hours of this morning, same spot, Stobart unit parked in front, bloke on phone (probably driver) and another one walking across from Tesco… I was slowing up at the roundabout heading to ours and he was ‘waving me on’…so I waved back…nicely of course…obviously no pic as I was driving but when I left about 20 mins later, tug unit had been and picked it up, couple of units hanging around and the Feds were just moving the cones… space must be at a premium in their yard to keep leaving them on the side of the road!
They said just drop over there
Actrosman:
There was another one dropped early hours of this morning, same spot, Stobart unit parked in front, bloke on phone (probably driver) and another one walking across from Tesco… I was slowing up at the roundabout heading to ours and he was ‘waving me on’…so I waved back…nicely of course…obviously no pic as I was driving but when I left about 20 mins later, tug unit had been and picked it up, couple of units hanging around and the Feds were just moving the cones… space must be at a premium in their yard to keep leaving them on the side of the road!
The last time I looked this was england,we do not have feds in this country
malcolmgbell:
Actrosman:
There was another one dropped early hours of this morning, same spot, Stobart unit parked in front, bloke on phone (probably driver) and another one walking across from Tesco… I was slowing up at the roundabout heading to ours and he was ‘waving me on’…so I waved back…nicely of course…obviously no pic as I was driving but when I left about 20 mins later, tug unit had been and picked it up, couple of units hanging around and the Feds were just moving the cones… space must be at a premium in their yard to keep leaving them on the side of the road!The last time I looked this was england,we do not have feds in this country
Fair do’s…whilst I’m here then, ‘england’ is a country and should begin with a capital E and I much prefer a space left after commas…makes reading a bit easier… Nit picking over now
Actrosman:
malcolmgbell:
Actrosman:
There was another one dropped early hours of this morning, same spot, Stobart unit parked in front, bloke on phone (probably driver) and another one walking across from Tesco… I was slowing up at the roundabout heading to ours and he was ‘waving me on’…so I waved back…nicely of course…obviously no pic as I was driving but when I left about 20 mins later, tug unit had been and picked it up, couple of units hanging around and the Feds were just moving the cones… space must be at a premium in their yard to keep leaving them on the side of the road!The last time I looked this was england,we do not have feds in this country
Fair do’s…whilst I’m here then, ‘england’ is a country and should begin with a capital E and I much prefer a space left after commas…makes reading a bit easier… Nit picking over now
Should have used a semi-colon rather than a comma
Not quite what the transport bod meant when he said “Just drop that trailer outside”
A mate of mine who works for that particular outfit said to understand what it’s like working there, you have to remove the first and last letter from their corporate slogan…