… some drivers. Parked up at Calais after picking up a tilt for the trip back down to Spain and walking across the truckpark saw a brit driver lobbing out of the window in rolled up bog roll…yes… a parcel of ■■■■ as it unravelled hitting the tarmac! The bogs were only 100metres away 
Ex special forces keeping his hand in as it were, nowhere to bury the stuff so the enemy’s sniffer dogs didn’t find the hide, so lobbed it ?
Only excuse i can come up with, there are some cretins at the wheel of lorries.
On a point of interest assuming anyone is interested in the workings of minds as twisted as this sod, assuming he’s managed to catch the pony in a bit of bog roll, usually when a pony is in progress some liquid is being expressed at or around the same time, which presumably went into a bottle labelled tizer, must be a bloody contortionist when you think about it, which probably you’d rather not… 
By the way how did you know it was a Brit, did the pony have a union flag stuck in it?
Shovel + source of ignition + tossing it back at his truck = problem solved.
Probably was starting to burn
be fair…he probably just found an illegal hiding in the bunk and chipped him out…then had a turkish delight to mask the smell in the cab . 
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I’d hate to be on what you’re drinkin DD 
Juddian:
By the way how did you know it was a Brit, did the pony have a union flag stuck in it?
Well… to be fair i suppose he could have been any nationality but…Brit registered rhd truck. No company markings, maybe O/D…