billybigrig:
I used to have a great little number delivering rental trailers in a tidy Land Rover Discovery until some low life, no life, sad sack [zb] grassed me up for nipping into lane 3 to pass a middle lane hogger doing 46 mph for miles on end
Billy, you’re a very naughty man. 
But that was hellish funny. 
ROG:
What is or was your favourite LGV job ?
Washing off for test.
Stood under nooteboom with a pressure washer lance in hand, getting covered in grease and general crud, cold dirty water running down me back, boots wringing wet with greasy cold muddy water.
God, I miss that job.
billybigrig:
I used to have a great little number delivering rental trailers in a tidy Land Rover Discovery until some low life, no life, sad sack [zb] grassed me up for nipping into lane 3 to pass a middle lane hogger doing 46 mph for miles on end
left hand, full beam! 
right hand, HORN! 
once he realised/ woke up he would of moved! and you would of still been in the middle lane! Outside lane, no good with a trailer on! dogooder/ scum for grassing on you though 
HTH