after watching some so called professional drivers today i was thinking what dog fits the bill.
jack russell=7.5 ton courier driver,tearing about allover.
mongral/bitza=curtainsider/tramper
poodle=tanker driver ■■■ doesnt stink
pitbull=tipper driver
husky=fridge
labrador=supermarket/home every night
anymore you can think of?
Old English sheepdog = any driver with peekaboo curtains.
I think I’d (plant driver) suit an Airedale, happy enough but never look tidy.
This is my 4 month old boy. You decide!

A Poodle for the bling drivers 
I have a Basset hound - very laid back, extremely friendly but not particularly loyal (whoever offers the best treats) - seems to sum me up nicely 

A heavy footed van driver whose bark is worse than his bite. 
bigvern1:
This is my 4 month old boy. You decide!
So you shagged a dog then? 
8wheels:
bigvern1:
This is my 4 month old boy. You decide!
So you shagged a dog then? 
Not since I got neutered no! 
bigvern1:
This is my 4 month old boy. You decide!
Great looking pup… your gonna need a bigger cab 
I ain’t bringing him…He ain’t learned to hold his ■■■■ yet! 
Wheel Nut:

A heavy footed van driver whose bark is worse than his bite. 
whats his name little vern 
I actually toyed with that!
Mrs Vern said no. 
He’s a belter…How old is he? 
Cocker Spaniel, loyal, friendly, good looking and crazy! Casual driver!