…I’ll bet it isn’t this:
What a load of crap
A lorry driver has been banned from a pub after wiping his own excrement on two women when they were enjoying an evening drink.
Mark Follos, 51, who was found guilty of smearing two women with faeces deliberately at a Ramsbottom pub, denied the allegations.
She sobbed in the dock as she described the incident as ‘very strange’.
The victim, who was wearing a sleeveless top at the time, said: “I realised what it was on my arm- it was ■■■.
“I looked at it, touched it and smelled my hand.”
When the woman was asked how she felt afterwards, she said: “I thought I must have upset someone.”
Follos admitted that he had gone to the bathroom and passed a ‘motion’. In a statement to the police he said: “As it goes down it’s got to come out.”
He said: “Do you think I look like the sort of person who goes around smearing people with muck?”
NO COMMENT. 
I wonder what other thoughts are taking shape in this bloke`s unhealthy mind?
If I was the beak, I think I would have asked for a psychiatric report on him. hardly qualifies as a hobby, does it?
Obvious agency driver is obvious.
■■■■ me i thought vincent price was dead 
If you can smell ■■■■ in the RDC waiting room it might be this dirty barsteward.
What is it with truck drivers & excrement…?
I initially thought this thread might be interesting but … NO !
“Passing a motion”… That’s a great phrase for “having a ■■■■■ !” 
He said “do you think I look like the kind of person who goes around smearing people with much?”…
Well now you come to mention it…
raymundo:
I initially thought this thread might be interesting but … NO !
+1
I thought it was a pic of Arthur Daley Terry will sort em 
And that pic in the Commercial job ads at the top of the TNUK page, he looks like Mick Phillpot!
I prefer the phrase “I’m going to evacuate my bowels” it has a much better tone to it and appears more sophisticated imho 
Regards
Dave Penn;
I smell a rat…on second thoughts…its ■■■■.
Contraflow:
Obvious agency driver is obvious.
No biters - gutted!
‘four inch smear’
Sorry, I think there’s more to this story then meets the eye. Why would any person go about smearing ■■■■ on people and leaving a 4inch smear on a person. The ■■■■■■ must of had the runs