It’s a lorry, everytime, sometimes preceeded by swear words
A truck is something pulled by a train
A wagon is something pulled by a horse
A dog is something pulled by me after a few pints
Easy. 'Cos the first time I got in it I gently eased the throttle down, as you do when pulling away with Eurotronic, and next minute I was face to face with the skip on the other side of the yard. “[ZB]-ing Nora!!!” :shock: , see. A name she continues to live up to on a regular basis.
(Although she’s had the gearbox reset and the clutch valve replaced since then… )
Oh, and the last one was Jeannie the Jinx. Last seen embedded in the back of a Turkish motor on the M6, 2 days after the name got taken off when I moved out. Told the FM he should have left well alone, but would he listen…?