Surely a Fiesta is better for yanking the plank. 
was crawling along in l/h lane of the road works m6 @j7 a couple of months back, when a Volvo est crawled past …lady ? passenger was giving driver "oral stimulation " 
Makes you shudder to think what can be found in vehicles. There was a segment on Top Gear a while back where they tested the inside of vehicles using a forensic specialist and amongst other things, was found human faeces! 
What’s the world coming to when you can’t even indulge in a bit of tension relief in your vehicle? Live & let live I say. Never come across anyone enjoying themselves, excuse the pun, on my travels but I have heard stories from others.
Now if that would of been a woman playing with her self , do you think he would of called the plod ? bet he would not have and the cb air waves would of been full of people chomping on about it .
What a ■■■■■■ indeed, he will now probably have to go and see the tc and plead for his licence due to the nature of the offence and how it was commited
I find not leaving the sunroof open helps when engaging in some DIY.
JAKEY:
Now if that would of been a woman playing with her self , do you think he would of called the plod ? bet he would not have and the cb air waves would of been full of people chomping on about it .
Now I bet you’ve happened upon a few “adult artifacts” in your time on the removals, Steve?
Dipper_Dave:
I find not leaving the sunroof open helps when engaging in some DIY.
I’ve not seen that on you’ve been framed. Hilarious.
Wasn’t there a court case there recently with some bloke getting banned from every supermarket in the uk for knocking one out in the meat section over a couple of pork chops & a braised brisket?
I mean seriously, what?
Silver_Surfer:
Wasn’t there a court case there recently with some bloke getting banned from every supermarket in the uk for knocking one out in the meat section over a couple of pork chops & a braised brisket?I mean seriously, what?
Pervert banned from every supermarket in UK for ■■■■■■■■■■■■ in Sainsbury’s meat aisle
Ahhhhhhh Braised Brisket and a pork chop, Now you’ve got me going 
Sainsbury’s- “Theres meat and then theres Sainsbury’s meat”
[probably the M & S catch phrase but that spoils the post]
Other supermarkets are available for a quick one off the wrist…
Why is ■■■ involving a wang an “Act”, whilst ■■■ involving a beaver is a “Show”■■?
Could someone please enlighten me as to WTF a victim surcharge is btw… 
Winseer:
Why is ■■■ involving a wang an “Act”, whilst ■■■ involving a beaver is a “Show”■■?Could someone please enlighten me as to WTF a victim surcharge is btw…
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/naked-driver-neal-marshall-masturbated-2943049
The surcharge is what used to be Victim Support I think. Cash goes into a pot instead of taxpayers compensating victims of crime. Bit like reimbursing the costs of a ■■■■ crisis centre I suppose, but when there’s no victim (how can seeing a ■■■■■■ tag teaming with Pork Sword against the finger brothers make someone a victim of crime?).
Winseer:
Why is ■■■ involving a wang an “Act”, whilst ■■■ involving a beaver is a “Show”■■?Could someone please enlighten me as to WTF a victim surcharge is btw…
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/naked-driver-neal-marshall-masturbated-2943049
Maybe because in our society, seeing a bloke doing it would be rank, while seeing a (potentially fit) woman doing it might, er not be 
Sainsbury’s: “Be good to yourself” 
Seeing a ■■■■■■ tag teaming with Pork Sword against the finger brothers make someone a victim of crime?
Stop it, you’re killing me! 
Dipper_Dave:
I find not leaving the sunroof open helps when engaging in some DIY.
Haha wounded
Chaps - be on the look out for a sudden spate of these - there would appear to be benefits!
the court heard how she dropped four dress sizes since the incident due to stress.
Santa:
What about the guy in the linked post?
“a female member of staff spotted him loitering in the meat aisle”
Bernard
Silver_Surfer:
Wasn’t there a court case there recently with some bloke getting banned from every supermarket in the uk for knocking one out in the meat section over a couple of pork chops & a braised brisket?I mean seriously, what?
This was in our local Sainsbury’s in Newcastle.
A friend of my wife’s,(Another lady priest),who works there part time said it was her day off and she was most disappointed to have missed the fun!