Speaking to mate this morning and he said he’d rang lad I worked with , was home this morning , as he and some others were going down tonight to pick up whales from skeggy area ( 3 ) low loaders ,have to do it at night so out of eyes of general public .
Don’t think he’s winding me up , know lad going down is on heavy haulage .
But anyway , I’m sure a few years ago I saw a pic of a whale that was being transported ( think abroad ) and exploded , can’t find it , has anyone seen that pic 
, beach , low loader , 60 t whales sounds a nightmare to me , best of luck with that one .
Why not tow it out to sea , chop it in half and put it in tippers
Yep there are whales on skeggy beach, and they are the whale’s that live in the sea type, not the local population type.
You’re right about the one that exploded, but I can’t remember where or when. Just glad I wasn’t there.
Viewer discretion required, didn’t fancy watching it my self but here you go.
dozy:
Why not tow it out to sea , chop it in half and put it in tippers
The engine might flood
weeto:
Viewer discretion required, didn’t fancy watching it my self but here you go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4
i used to sometimes do that on a sunday morning, have given up the curry and lager now though.
Would not want to be he one that has to clean that lot up!
The one that exploded was in Taiwan. National Geographic channel did a whole show about it.
channel.nationalgeographic.com/a … -incoming/
I was going to watch your video but just had porridge for breakfast and don’t want to see it again [emoji15]
A fair few psi built up in that cavity. Went off like a super single!
always wonder how they know the weight, do they take them to a whaleweigh staion?
hat, coat (hiviz of course) gone 
dozy:
Why not tow it out to sea , chop it in half and put it in tippers
I think the reason they’re not doing it that way is because there is a slight flaw in your plan!!
The second clip in of this compilation shows the hazards of sticking the whale on the low loader…
I would argue that it’s not so much the explosion that causes the distress - it’s the putrescine coming out which smells like dustbins, bad breath, rotten fish, and drains - all mixed into one.
“Rotten fish” is also the smell of the putrescine that’s present in stale ■■■■■ as well btw. Putrescine having a fishy smell in it has nothing to do with the carcass being a fish, which of course as well all know - a whale is not. 
Whales ,
there was me thinking of hills - landscape , and sheep 
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Either way , that`s gonna stink 
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" a whaleweigh station "
Oh you are a one
Winseer:
“Rotten fish” is also the smell of the putrescine that’s present in stale ■■■■■ as well btw.
Do you get to smell a lot of stale ■■■■■, Winseer? Wtf.
… meanwhile … 703 day trampers are throwing away their used tissues having just read this thread … 
and realising where that smells coming from
I can’t stand whales…
…especially after they beat us at rugby.