Heading towards the Wallasey Tunnel today and in my o/s mirror I see a rather snazzy Peugeot sports car about to overtake. Anyway the lights on Scotland Rd went red and the sporty car pulls along side me. Well I looked down and to my astonishment the female driver had her skirt/dress hitched all the way up to reveal the ‘full works’ of stocking suspenders and no nicks!
As I moved off (I nearly wrote pulled off) I did my utmost to get a better blimp of this ‘lady’ to discover she was well in her 60’s and carrying more than a bit of timber!
commonrail:
my mate was queing on a r/bout and when he looked down there was a bloke belting one out at the wheel
Tell your mate he should be concentrating on the roundabout and not belting one out. I’m surprised he had to look down though, didn’t he know he was doing it?
I was once in a traffic jam on the M42, looked down to the side and in the car along side is a lass with her legs up on the dashboard, rubbing away…with the boyfriend (well a bloke anyway) sat doing the driving. She was looking around to see who was watching her so could only have been some kind of exhibitionist!
Haven’t seen a woman dressed to please like that for ages, more’s the pity.
Someone must know the brain donor at the wheel of a truck(never be a lorry driver as long as he’s got a hole in his aerosol) who grassed a female flasher up to the old bill and got her prosecuted, it was up in ■■■■■■■ i believe about 2 or 3 years ago.
That pillock must be about the saddest and most disliked bloke on the planet, i hope any proper truck driver who knows him gave him a piece of their mind.
A few years back on the M5 in somerset I had a merc luton pull alongside and the driver was stark naked unfortunately it was male
More recently on the M11 near the olympic lorry park in the queing traffic was a bloke knocking one out in his car.
commonrail:
my mate was queing on a r/bout and when he looked down there was a bloke belting one out at the wheel
Tell your mate he should be concentrating on the roundabout and not belting one out. I’m surprised he had to look down though, didn’t he know he was doing it?
