Welfare

The other day I took my dogs down to enrol them in the welfare benefit programme.

The lady behind the desk said “I’m sorry, but dogs don’t qualify for welfare.”

“I disagree,” I said politely, “My dogs are of mixed race, they’re lazy, unemployed, can’t speak English, are illiterate, have no education and have no idea who their fathers were. Not only that, but they depend on me for food, lodging and medical care.”

So the lady looked in her policy manual to see what was required to be put on welfare.

Spot and Rover get their cheques starting next month.

:laughing:

I have seen some right old mongrels on the Jeremy Kyle show.

:unamused:

Quinny:
The other day I took my dogs down to enrol them in the welfare benefit programme.

The lady behind the desk said “I’m sorry, but dogs don’t qualify for welfare.”

“I disagree,” I said politely, “My dogs are of mixed race, they’re lazy, unemployed, can’t speak English, are illiterate, have no education and have no idea who their fathers were. Not only that, but they depend on me for food, lodging and medical care.”

So the lady looked in her policy manual to see what was required to be put on welfare.

Spot and Rover get their cheques starting next month.

It’s bloody true as well. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No it isn’t. Don’t believe everything you read in the Daily Hate Mail.

toby1234abc:
I have seen some right old mongrels on the Jeremy Kyle show.

To quote Frankie Boyle - " they get their audiences by firing tranquilizer darts into Primark"