AndyC25:
Anyone who was genuinely offended by Clarksonâs comments is morose.
A 48 hour lorry strike would really shake things up
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Apparently the train drivers are on his side, although no-one else is 
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has faced a storm of protest from mental health charities after he branded people who throw themselves under trains as âselfishâ.
The 51-year-old, who was forced to apologise earlier this week after saying all striking workers should be shot, was embroiled in further controversy after he reiterated his view that those who commit suicide on railway lines cause âimmenseâ disruption for commuters.
Charities said his comments were âtastelessâ and accused him of trivialising the subject of suicide.
In his column in The Sun newspaper, Clarkson said: "I have the deepest sympathy for anyone whose life is so mangled and messed up that they believe deathâs icy embrace will be better. However, every year around 200 people decide that the best way to go is by hurling themselves in front of a speeding train. In some ways they are right. This method has a 90% success rate and itâs extremely quick.
âHowever, it is a very selfish way to go because the disruption it causes is immense. And think what itâs like for the poor train driver who sees you lying on the line and can do absolutely nothing to avoid a collision.â
Later in the article the presenter referred to those who choose to jump in front of trains as âJohnny Suicideâ and argues that following a death, trains should carry on their journeys as soon as possible.
He added: âThe train cannot be removed nor the line re-opened until all of the victimâs body has been recovered. And sometimes the head can be half a mile away from the feet. Change the driver, pick up the big bits of whatâs left of the victim, get the train moving as quickly as possible and let foxy woxy and the birds nibble away at the smaller, gooey parts that are far away or hard to find.â
Marjorie Wallace, chief executive of mental health charity Sane, said: "We are absolutely appalled that Jeremy Clarkson should accuse people who throw themselves on railway lines of being âselfishâ. He has obviously never experienced the agony of mind which drives people to such desperate acts.
âWhen gripped by such mental anguish people do not act rationally. The selfish person is the one who rates being late by minutes or hours as more important than a person losing their lives forever.â
Catherine Johnstone, Samaritansâ chief executive, said: âThe insensitivity of Jeremy Clarksonâs comments in his Sun column today about people who die by suicide on the railways truly beggars belief. While purporting to express sympathy for people who die this way, his remarks about their bodies constitute gross intrusion into the grief and shock of bereaved families and friends.â
It is a widely held view on these forums too, when someone catapults themself off a motorway bridge, for them it is game over, for the rest of us, we have to sit in a long queue while the HATO man has counselling.
It is selfish when a handful of prescription pills in a gloomy bedsit has the same ending!