Wearing shorts in winter

Mike-C:

happysack:
The blokes who wear shorts all year tend to be overweight and have a peado style goatee. Possibly also with a very poor tattoo on their calf.

Spot on. Its almost always obese guys who wear them in Winter. I won’t even wear them in Summer, takes me three steps before the leg on the shorts moves !! :grimacing:

Yeah, my mirror’s a bloody liar, but I still wear 'em, just for the girls.