In Dudley today I saw a taxi driver wearing a hi-viz whist driving…the end is nigh,God bless you all.
Was he wearing a blue tooth?
Did he leave his high heels outside his cab
I leave in a shared House.
Everyone has a Door Closer fitted
Everyone has a Fire Alarm fitted
Having a Chair in Garden is a Fire Hazard and gets removed and destroied on the Tenants Cost.
Nighbours Paint found by H&S Administrator got destroyed on Tenants Cost. I mentioned “Water based Paint” Yes,but the Plastic Tin would burn.
Neighbour his Working Boots he left outside the House got on his Cost removed and destroid as it’s Smell attracts Insect
Shall i keep going? 
About H&S
Y E S
Went for a Coffee and in the Kitchen were 3 big peaces Pork laying around.
40 cm long and 25 cm in Diameter. Just out the Oven,ready to slice. and, the Kitchen Assistand doing cleaning.
I recommended covering the Meat. Didnt even listen at me.
Another Day,another Coffee. Cook was cutting Potatoes to Wetches,fresh out of a big Paper-bag,and without washing the Potatoes.
If it helps waring Hi-Vis when eating there?
Immigrant:
I leave in a shared House.
Everyone has a Door Closer fitted
Everyone has a Fire Alarm fitted
Having a Chair in Garden is a Fire Hazard and gets removed and destroied on the Tenants Cost.
Nighbours Paint found by H&S Administrator got destroyed on Tenants Cost. I mentioned “Water based Paint” Yes,but the Plastic Tin would burn.
Neighbour his Working Boots he left outside the House got on his Cost removed and destroid as it’s Smell attracts InsectShall i keep going?
Carry on fella,not got a clue what you’re on about though 
Immigrant:
Shall i keep going?
If you have to.
is there not like a trucknet for immigrant that maybe you could post there instead as they might understand you better
xichrisxi:
Immigrant:
I leave in a shared House.
Everyone has a Door Closer fitted
Everyone has a Fire Alarm fitted
Having a Chair in Garden is a Fire Hazard and gets removed and destroied on the Tenants Cost.
Nighbours Paint found by H&S Administrator got destroyed on Tenants Cost. I mentioned “Water based Paint” Yes,but the Plastic Tin would burn.
Neighbour his Working Boots he left outside the House got on his Cost removed and destroid as it’s Smell attracts InsectShall i keep going?
Carry on fella,not got a clue what you’re on about though
That’s ok mate, neither has he.
’ Destroid '.
Love it. Sounds like a knackered asteroid.
eagerbeaver:
’ Destroid '.Love it. Sounds like a knackered asteroid.
Thats how it sounds when you say it. Des-st-roid.
WELCOME TO CAB -NET
or if you are a Chippie Welcome to cab-in-net
ill get me coat…Taxi…!
Notimetoulouse:
…Taxi…!
Only if he’s wearing hi vis or he’s called Ronnie Pickering … (he was quoted as being a taxi driver)
Immigrant:
I leave in a shared House.
Everyone has a Door Closer fitted
Everyone has a Fire Alarm fitted
They also have fire doors fitted. All of this is required by law for houses of multiple occupancy. There is a perfectly good reason why they do. Its so that when one of you sets your room on fire because you went to sleep with a lit cigarette or set fire to something when cooking which happens a lot, the fire doesn’t tear through the whole building and kill you all in your sleep. Instead it just kills the person in their room, the alarms give everyone else in the building warning and the fire door which is closed by the door closer gives everyone enough time to get out.
nedflanders:
is there not like a trucknet for immigrant that maybe you could post there instead as they might understand you better
He’s more literate than some of the natives on here.
Do flip flops burn?
Conor:
nedflanders:
is there not like a trucknet for immigrant that maybe you could post there instead as they might understand you betterHe’s more literate than some of the natives on here.
Yep agree with that, at least he trys his best considering its not his native language.
More than be said for most other immigrants 
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nedflanders:
is there not like a trucknet for immigrant that maybe you could post there instead as they might understand you better
I assume by his name and wording Immigrant’s native language isn’t English but I think considering sarcasm , humour etc don’t translate that well between languages he has a a good shot and although its not always how a Brit would word things, its rare I cannot work out the message he is trying to get across.