Watching out for bikes again

Chas:

berewic:
What a sad little man you are.

You find it difficult to ignore me don’t you?

This tells me that I am right, all you seek is some form of interaction. Any interaction. 'Cos your life is sadly lacking in any kind of meaningful interaction isn’t it?

I bet you don’t even have a friendly relationship with someone as insignificant as a newsagent or a barber. Do you even own a pet?

Did you not once kick that pet 'cos it didn’t like you either?

Do you ever drive Taylors ‘rapid response’ Sprinter van . . . . ?

Are you the chap I have in my mind, who’s missus ran away with your barber?

Does your ugly mug look like 38 skinheads have beaten it with steel toe capped Doc Martins?

Did you once reach the dizzying heights of driver foreman for a company that no one else took seriously, yet you thought they were the dogx bollox?

I know a lot more about than your limited imagination could ever respond to.

Tickle my chin at your peril M8. I know that you have SFA to lose, I’ve already taken it, but I can still find something.

Keep it up. After all it isn’t as if I can find you is it?
You little Internet warrior you.
Wow you must be tough.