Got to a site down in Berkshire with a 17m cherrypicker to work on some eaves and guttering.
I had tried to contact the customer to get directions but no response to text or calls. Eventually found the site. Got there for 1pm, due there for 130 and found a place to park. Next to a temporary fence and a carpark. As in, the fence was between me and the carpark. Then trundled off to the office to find the site manager.
Eventually found him, apparently he didn’t know how to work a mobile
and the message icon had been flashing on his phone ‘for ever’
He also told me that I had to go for the induction. I queried where I’d parked, he said it was fine and to leave it there. So I did.
Got back after a half hour induction to find a small riot happening. Seems a truck delivering had been given the wrong exit route and the trailer was buried up to the axles and there was a 100t crane on site trying to lift him out
So that route was blocked. Returned to the cab to find someone had broken in to try and shift the truck as it was blocking the “other exit”. One of the builders even admitted to doing it as he wanted to go for his lunch.
Got on the phone to the office and spoke to the boss, who was less than impressed. Spoke to the site foreman who couldnt give a [zb]. all he cared about was getting the work done as the homes were being opened the next day and they’d have to pay penalties if they were late.
Then came the crunch. Truck wouldn’t start. They’d smashed the ignition barrel off too to get it moving…

Recovery people arrived at 3pm. Crane had ‘difficulties’ and although could extract the trailer, unhitched, from the truck couldn’t get the tractor out as had some other problems, so that route was still blocked.
Recovery had to get a wagon in to extract me as they couldn’t fix the ignition and the foreman looked like he was gonna pop a vein or something!
I was towed offsite at 5pm, and that was when the other truck was able to clear site too. So not only has the builders not gone to lunch they were late leaving site too, expecting to finish at 3pm.
My boss was livid, and charged the “repair” and callout to the company involved as it was their contractors effectively that caused the problems.
Didn’t get to work, but spent a while hanging around…
These days I try to be careful of all customers, building sites and the like. They want everything done “now” and in their way even when they go against h&s. One locally they wanted me to put the cage on the roof, with the customer working on the roof above the cage but with their safety harnesses clipped to the cage.
Number one, if they’re outside of the cage they don’t clip on. Number two, I can lean the machine near the roof and they can lean in it, but as with No1 they can’t clip on, as they’re outside.
Needless to say when the site foreman tried to go above my head and I offered him the H&S point of view and a managers number he backed down pretty quick, but he was still fuming.
Oh, and it was raining too 