Was this you Conor?

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Imagine the scene.

Beaver and his mate run down to Hams Hall yesterday afternoon. Decent weather, and my tight arsed mate all of a sudden turns into Santa and purchases me a 25p hot chocolate from the ’ deluxe ’ vending machine. Things are peaceful and relaxing…

Then all of a sudden there is a huge ’ bang ’ whilst a Howdens professional decides not to bother with his trailer legs.

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Then the unit and trailer fell on its side! :open_mouth:

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I guess the old saying isn’t true… Turns out you get monkeys whatever you pay.

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The photo was straight at the time Beez. Problem was that I was on the floor on my side ■■■■■■■ myself :wink:

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eagerbeaver:
The photo was straight at the time Beez. Problem was that I was on the floor on my side ■■■■■■■ myself :wink:

So am I, you claim you have a mate! :laughing:

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When he turned up for his shift and was handed the keys to an Iveco he probably didn’t think his day could get any worse :laughing:

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eagerbeaver:
The photo was straight at the time Beez. Problem was that I was on the floor on my side ■■■■■■■ myself :wink:

We spoke about your technique earlier. Seems you have learned nothing grasshopper! :smiley:

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I have driven Ivecos in the past and many bits have fallen off, or rattled loose, but I’ve yet to see one dispose of its trailer

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Boy am i glad the incalculable number of ■■■■ ups i’ve made in the past no bugger had a camera/phone handy, or if they did sites like this weren’t invented… :blush:

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Sorry Maoster. I followed your instructions to the letter.

When do I take the ■■■■ plug out?

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When C/F pokes his tongue out …

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Can’t be him he’s an Agency Driver :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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PMSL Tango :slight_smile: He hasn’t denied it yet though…

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eagerbeaver:
PMSL Tango :slight_smile: He hasn’t denied it yet though…

He’ll be on quoting some bull shine :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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eagerbeaver:
Sorry Maoster. I followed your instructions to the letter.

When do I take the ■■■■ plug out?

Shush now, you’re not supposed to be able to talk with it in. You did put it where I told you didn’t you? :smiley:

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I did mate, but had a sneezing fit and the thing shot out like a bullet and hit the dog in his eye.

Sore arse and a vet’s bill because of you.

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Just typical of your average driver, they think they’re so clever and and know it all. :imp:
If you knew anything about driving trucks you’d realise it has been dropped like that as the truck picking it up is a low pin unit. :smiley:

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Oh f’kin great, not heard about this one. What with us having to have the fifth wheel dog clips checked by security every time we leave thanks to some ■■■■ not bothering a few weeks ago and leaving one sat on the road now this.

Fully expect to go in next week to the next ludicrous bollox they come up with as an arse covering solution.

Sorry lads. Although I passed within a couple of miles of Hams Hall on my way back up from Gloucester yesterday I’m driving a shiny black liveried up DAF. That reg does ring a bell though, think it is one of the spot hires in at Howden.

Unfortunately at this time of year its their busiest period and agencies will sign up anyone with a pulse and a license to cover the next 6 weeks. There is a new agency in there to try to meet demand as ours can’t every day and since they have its been quite an eye opener as to how cack it is possible to be and still manage to get work.

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Birds of a feather and all that…

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He’ll have muscles on his muscles by the time he’s wound that up. He’ll get the sack but he’ll get on as a strong man act with the circus… or did I mean clown.