Not so much stupid…
TESCO’s…Don’t pay their bills on time!!
Anyone else seen that one?
A few years ago an Asian plumbing company started up in Bradford and they had ‘You’ve used the cowboys…Now try the Indians!’ on the side of their van!!
Not sure whether this will stay up or not but I got a pic of this written on the back of a Tesco’s trailer :
If you can’t see my mirrors, take my word for it, you are one ugly [zb].
You were right, because the censor would edit the word out. However I’ve replaced the pic with text, so you get the general idea. Lib 
theghostofcain:
Not so much stupid…TESCO’s…Don’t pay their bills on time!!
Anyone else seen that one?
A few years ago an Asian plumbing company started up in Bradford and they had ‘You’ve used the cowboys…Now try the Indians!’ on the side of their van!!
Was that on the side of Richard Wild;s trucks 
He seems to have won the battle with them, I wonder if he will still be able to work for them though 
Wheel Nut:
theghostofcain:
Not so much stupid…TESCO’s…Don’t pay their bills on time!!
Anyone else seen that one?
A few years ago an Asian plumbing company started up in Bradford and they had ‘You’ve used the cowboys…Now try the Indians!’ on the side of their van!!
Was that on the side of Richard Wild;s trucks
Yeah, it must have been. It was a plain white trailer.
Rob K:
Not sure whether this will stay up or not but I got a pic of this written on the back of a Tesco’s trailer :
Very good, RobK.
Like you say though, I doubt it will be up for long
Being signmakers, we do get asked for strange slogans on vans & trucks quite regularly, most of which I can’t remember but here’s one or two that are different to the norm…
399 Fillies & One Old Knackered Stallion
(John Flattley’s Magnum & then his FH which was upped to 419 horses)
Only Fools & 400 Horses
(J. Shepherd ERF)
and my all time favourite …
A young lady with a tarted up ■■■■■■ van
My Other Toy Has Batteries
Plus all the “normal” ones that everybody has 
Written in dirt on white van in Nothampton:
Wanted: Virgins
Especially those considering a change of status
What about:
“Who shot Ernie Bishop?”
Used to see that on a few back doors, along with:
“If music is the food of love, can I have a nibble of your maracas?”
Seen on the back of a bakery truck from Carlisle, ‘your tailgating stops here!’
I put this somewhere else.
Me and my mate had signs on our trucks saying
“Jeremy Thorpe tells fibs” after he was involved in shooting his boyfriends dog
On the same theme there was another saying:
Vote Liberal or we shoot the dog!
Seen One ages ago
‘Prepare to meet your airbag!’
and seen one today on the back of a builders wagon,
‘Airbag Tester’ and an arrow pointing to the rear under run!
You wouldn’t see it now of course…
Please pass, Driver on overtime!
kitkat:
what about don’t follow me i’m lost too
i followed a truck once to by pass a diversion and ended up at a quarry 
jessicas dad:
kitkat:
what about don’t follow me i’m lost tooi followed a truck once to by pass a diversion and ended up at a quarry
FANTASTIC!
Seen on the back of a tipper/dumper once :
Always start the day with a good DUMP 
CM:
jessicas dad:
kitkat:
what about don’t follow me i’m lost tooi followed a truck once to by pass a diversion and ended up at a quarry
FANTASTIC!
no joke going into a quarry with a 20’ box on with 26 ton of tiles on.