Please take note that the toilets at these services are of the automatic infra red type.
Remember to remove your hi vis vest before being seated
Failure to do this instantly transforms the toilet into a bidet 
and how did you find this out 
I guess the hi viz underpants are a no go as well then.?
guess the hi viz underpants are a no go as well then.?
they may protect your nads from getting wet
Hi Viz pants would protect them from any hazard known to mankind and even hazards we have yet to discover. Hi Viz protects you from anything as we all know.
Ha … Not from infra red automatic flushes they dont 
Coffeeholic:
Hi Viz protects you from anything as we all know.
I,ll try that on the wife Coffee i,ve tried everything else!!!.
So if you wear a Hi viz noddy does that mean your practising safe â– â– â–
SimonRS2K:
So if you wear a Hi viz noddy does that mean your practising safe â– â– â–
As someone who tried it as a form of contraception, can I categorically state that the answer is NO!!![/i] 
Lucy:
As someone who tried it as a form of contraception, can I categorically state that the answer is NO!!![/i]
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Possibly too much information there Lucy
Lucy:
SimonRS2K:
So if you wear a Hi viz noddy does that mean your practising safe â– â– â–As someone who tried it as a form of contraception, can I categorically state that the answer is NO!!![/i]
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I would have thought steel toe capped boots were a better form of contraception
David5l:
Please take note that the toilets at these services are of the automatic infra red type.
Remember to remove your hi vis vest before being seated
Failure to do this instantly transforms the toilet into a bidet
Your advise will be duly noted when I have picked myself up off the floor PMSL.
north surrey haulage:
I would have thought steel toe capped boots were a better form of contraception
And a crash helmet
why use leigh deli when at juntcion 17 if you get off and head towards lyenham, (first turning on roundabout), just down there on the left is a topclass truck stop, guarantee ya you won’t be disappointed with it.
Went one better on Tuesday.
I stopped to make room for some breakfast when half way through the whole site’s electricity went (on the eastbound) .
Now I know I dont smell sweet first thing but I didn’t realise it was that bad.
Sombody was in for a nasty shock because as stated at the beginning of this thread the flushers are infa red so no elec = no flush and it was one of those you need half a bog roll to wipe , when I left it looked like the snow covered peak of a mountain sticking out the bowl
north surrey haulage:
Went one better on Tuesday.I stopped to make room for some breakfast
Now I know I dont smell seet first thing but I didn’t realise it was that bad.
Sombody was in for a nasty shock because as stated at the beginning of this thread the flushers are infa red so no elec = no flush and it was one of those you need half a bog roll to wipe
What an image to start my day I think I need a lie down!
Ladytrucker679:
[What an image to start my day I think I need a lie down!
comes under the category
Too Much information
David5l:
Product Distribution Technician?
That’s a new one! I thought it was either “Asset Manager” or “Commodity Transfer Executive”!!!
north surrey haulage wrote:
Went one better on Tuesday.I stopped to make room for some breakfast when half way through the whole site’s electricity went (on the eastbound) .
Now I know I dont smell seet first thing but I didn’t realise it was that bad.
Sombody was in for a nasty shock because as stated at the beginning of this thread the flushers are infa red so no elec = no flush and it was one of those you need half a bog roll to wipe , when I left it looked like the snow covered peak of a mountain sticking out the bowl
why did I read this just as the Mrs is dishing up shepherds pie