Waffle...

OK so maybe I should put this on Facebook but no one there is that interested in truck related stuff really so you can have it :smiley: Look away now if you’re allergic to waffle, or mush… :smiley:

Anyway, woke up this morning to driving rain and high winds, not a day to do anything in particular and nothing at all really. The OH is away, in the middle of a 4 day stint being loaned out to Sains RDC at Waltham Point. On a whim I decided I’d drive the 90 miles and see him, take him any bits he needs (or the other lads loaned out up there) and collect any crap getting in his way. He wouldn’t normally spend more than 1/2 nights a week out when on bricks but just lately he’s been loaned out all over the place and there’s been quite a lot of time away but never over a weekend till now.

The drive up wasn’t very pleasant, fairly busy, a lot of spray and no matter how hard I tried to give myself decent room some plonker would come and jump in the middle of it. I need to work on my territorial behaviour, if I see or sense a vehicle coming up the inside I automatically assume they are attempting an undertake and increase speed to prevent such. I know it’s not great and it’s not ‘my’ bit of road but it’s pretty hard to turn off.

I’m working hard at getting my speeds down, I’ve always been a bit of a speed demon in spite of the small cars I buy, riding and commuting on motorbikes hasn’t really helped this however reminding myself that shortly I’ll be restricted to 60/50/40 (and a lot of my favourite ‘driving’ roads will be 40) has actually seen an impressive reduction. I still have the urge to overtake everything coming off of some roundabouts but again usually this reminder is a big help. The OH has always reminded me to just back off when feeling stressed or annoyed by the car in front and it does work.

Waltham Point were kind enough to let me in as a visitor so we could have dinner in the canteen (I’m a cheap date! :smiley:) rather than head out looking for somewhere nearby. Gear and mandatory cuddles swapped we did a mock daily check and I had a good nosey round the fifth wheel, suzies and electrical connections. Had a play with suspension and checked over all the buttons, switches, dials and gauges. I know lots of trucks are different but they are all less intimidating when you can recognise things. This one is a Volvo FM, smaller than the Magnum he had on containers. It’s a bit small for a week away I think, better for me being smaller but not great on storage really.

I went up and back the ‘long’ way round - clock wise round the 25 rather than the satnav’s recommended anti-clockwise over the Dartford crossing. My reasons for this were avoiding the very tedious roadworks on the 25 which have been there for what feels like forever and avoiding the queues and tolls at Dartford (the queue more than the toll, I’m not that tight!). Also I like the A24 and don’t tend to go north of Dorking anymore (used to live in Dorking). My satnsav is my phone and it was pretty late with instructions at the turn off at J25 but found it fine. Coming back came the same way just because it’s always easier coming home anyway and again couldn’t be bothered with queues even though it was post 9.

Stopped at the new services at Cobham for a quick ‘comfort break’ (isn’t that a civilised expression?) Quite nice as services go. Lovely set of bends coming in and out - I imagine they can be a bit hair-raising coming in too hot with a truck though. On exiting I could only really hold 35 on the bend with any level of comfort. Spotted the trucks parked up and couldn’t help thinking about all the drivers probably getting settled for the night. I have no idea how I’ll cope with nights out. I know I won’t sleep a wink the first couple - I’ll jump at every noise and movement. The OH uses earplugs but I can’t sleep with them in.

Rejoining the 25 the waning moon was super bright, the traffic light, the rain clearing up and I couldn’t help thinking as I passed the night trunkers and tankers of the old days when truckers would flash cars back in. I know it still happens a bit up North but not like it used to. I’ve always had a lot of respect for truckers, I’ve always seen them as sort of the grandfathers or big brothers of the road. When I first started driving I used to spend one day a week in our Birmingham office. Heading back to Manchester I would often find myself a nice big truck, well lit or with plenty of reflectors to throw light back to me. I wasn’t very confident driving in the dark and as many of you will know the stretch of M6 past Stafford up to Stoke is pretty ■■■■ dark. I’d leave a decent distance and follow the truck rather than the road until I either felt I needed to press on or the truck turned off. Anyway the flashing back in always seemed so friendly and just made you feel a bit less alone on the road. Cars whizzing past one another just seem so… impersonal and singular, not part of anything.

Coming off the 25 at J9 I was looking at all the bends and roundabouts trying to imagine how they’d feel with a loaded, long vehicle. The roundabouts top and bottom of Billingshurst bypass I usually hug super tight and fling myself out of, however I suspect that would be a recipe for disaster in an artic. The Ockley bends on the A29 I know can catch drivers out especially the 90 degree left hander.

There was an artic broken down on the A24 on the hill after the Texaco heading up to the Beaverbrook roundabout. Can’t be much fun breaking down in a truck. Breaking down on a bike usually means someone will stop to check on you, see if they can help or just to be nosey and have a natter. I’m guessing that doesn’t happen much with trucks as if you’re loaded you’ll have places to be and get to.

It’s quite a lovely night out there so I started musing about shifts, I don’t mind night driving much these days although my body clock is used to early mornings. I love the pre-dawn skies. The only trouble with nights really is headlight dazzle but I’m wondering if that would be less annoying at truck height. The worry is boredom, how do you keep properly focused on long stints?

Anyway that’s my waffle for this evening, I’m off to do my daily mock theory now, I’ll leave the HPT till tomorrow now as eyes are tired.

Oh yea, was also trying to imagine having an exhauster brake coming downhills, trying to work out how much speed it scrubs off. Night driving is definitely when I achieve some of my smoothest driving but still need to watch it in the 30s.

■■■■■■■ hell. Will you marry me?

Mrs TT is the ■■■■■■■■ but there’s no way she’d drive 90 miles to collect can gash and provide fodder and the like

Tipper Tom:
[zb] hell. Will you marry me?

Mrs TT is the ■■■■■■■■ but there’s no way she’d drive 90 miles to collect can gash and provide fodder and the like

Terribly sorry, I must decline, surely you can see only someone madly in love would behave in such a manner!? :smiley:

If he’s within 30 miles on a night out I’ll collect him and bring him home and drop him back pre 6am before I head to work too :wink:

Don’t tease me now lol

Well it’ll be odd once I’m on the road too, we’ll have to see how that goes trying to work around two of us with WTD/Driving restrictions etc. We’ll def have to try double manning and see if we can successfully work together at some point. I used to spend some Sats and a day a week out with him when he was on tippers and we did well but it’ll be very different with me driving not just doing paperwork, brews, keeping mirror clean etc.

Interesting, poss one of my best results yet 98/100 for Theory so did a HPT even though tired and got 81/100, perhaps I should do my tests late at night! :laughing:

2 things

Yeah its right its WAFFLE

the other

It was a nice refreshing read …

A good read - it’s great to hear that you’re so passionate about becoming a trucker.

Good luck with your theory tests.

With all that interest and preparation you should find the training not too difficult.

Best of luck with it all.

Pete :laughing: :laughing:

:blush: :blush: Thanks guys. It seems a long wait till the tests on 14th Jan but at least I know I have my training booked for w/c 27th and I am really keen to get stuck in. My only worry is if there’s white stuff - not of driving in snow but if they cancel my week due to snow - I would be devastated!

Keep waffling, it’s better than 99% of the tripe we normally get here!

This is what will happen if you come into cobham services to quick in an artic.

daftvader:
This is what will happen if you come into cobham services to quick in an artic.

How did they manage that? The turn just 50m before that is far tighter than what he was trying to do. Must’ve clipped the kerb somehow to put it off balance?

DJC:

daftvader:
This is what will happen if you come into cobham services to quick in an artic.

How did they manage that? The turn just 50m before that is far tighter than what he was trying to do. Must’ve clipped the kerb somehow to put it off balance?[/quote
No idea.Was fully loaded with waste paper to.He seemed along way from the kerb to.

Nice read. With your passion you will settle into trucking easily.

daftvader Yep, that’s kinda what I thought. How great is the margin do you think between getting away with it (and just suffering a few palpitations) and ending up like that. I was surprised how tight the bends were given it’s a brand new MSA.

Dico Thank you, I do hope so. I still have a wee voice of doubt telling me I’m an idiot but it’s never stopped me trying new things before, and I’ve yet to regret a major decision yet. :slight_smile:

TheMissus:
daftvader Yep, that’s kinda what I thought. How great is the margin do you think between getting away with it (and just suffering a few palpitations) and ending up like that. I was surprised how tight the bends were given it’s a brand new MSA.

Hard to say really.It could tip with a light load on also.If you came in there to quick.And just clipped the kerb enough to throw it.He was loaded with baled waste paper.All strapped up.But your right about how tight them bends are.And how easy you can get caught out.

great to hear someone so passionate about trucking,

Why did you give it a title of waffle ?
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Muckspreader:
great to hear someone so passionate about trucking,

Why did you give it a title of waffle ?
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Cause it was what I waffled on to myself about all the way back from Waltham Point and it didn’t really have a proper subject. :slight_smile: I suppose ‘Musings’ might have been better. I also didn’t want to mislead any readers into thinking it was going to be anything too useful/informative/techincal/clever etc. I prefer to tell it like it is :laughing:

Could equally have been called 'what I think about when I drive" I guess :slight_smile:

I left out a whole 10 mile stretch about catseyes - it’s a strange world in my brain!