joemaxi:
Just heard Michael Jackson has died…Wonder how long it will be until the sick jokes start…
You,ve got your answer Joe.
Whatever Jacko,s faults were, and he allegedly/reportedly had many; he was a World Superstar who entertained Billions of people.for almost 40 years.Destroyed by Fame, which he couldn,t handle.RIP
what’s the difference between michael jackson & alex ferguson?
fergie’s still got giggs next year 
well now any one for a ticket
MJ Didn’t die of skin cancer so you cant blame it on the sunshine……………….
He wants to be melted down and made in to carrier bags so he can still be a danger to small children
The FBI are considering it a suspicious death and treating it as murder……………… the main suspect at the moment is save the children
Jockeys at all horse racing tomorrow will wear black armbands as a mark of respect for MJ, he wasn’t a horse racer but rode more 3 year olds than anyone else
MJ had a heart attack after tripping over a push chair, the coroner says it is too early to blame it on the buggy
Due to MJ’s sudden death the united states government have announced 155 redundancies in their child protection department.
These are all texts that I received on my way to work, I wouldn’t mind but I start work at 8am!
On a serious note…After all the bad press and other items that have been said about him there is no doubt that he will be a loss to the music industry and was one of the best entertainers around. RIP Jacko
What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
A greyhound waits for the hare to come out.
R.I.P. Jacko A great entertainer on the music scene.
He didn’t actually die of a heart attack. He had a stroke in the childrens ward.
Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.
This is a genuine screen-cap from CNN. I lolled
Edit to add another good one I just found:
Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. There she is granted one wish, to which she responds “I Wish all the little children to be safe”
He was told by his doctor “dont blame it on the sunshine, dont blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the buggery”.
When he was going through the hospital he became conscious and asked if he had died and gone to heaven , they replied no we are taking a shortcut through the childrens ward.
aperantly the medics revived him on the troley in the hospital but as he passed the childrens ward he went stiff again.
NEWSFLASH
Autopsy results are just out for MJ’s examination and they have found bubbles in the ■■■■■■
the police are saying it is impossible to rule out any monkey business
Photos TMZ website,suspected overdose of “Demorol” a morphine.
All these jokes ■■■■ tbh!! yeh he was wierd but he had kids of his own, now without a father, and he was cleared of all wrong doing so go figure, not in for a ■■■■■■■■ match but cmon for godsake.
Rip Mj
Jacko■■?
What about Farrah Fawcett-Majors, now that is a loss…
TC
Isn’t it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand…
It’s a bit of a coincidence that farrah fawcett and jacko died at the same time. She had ■■■ with Majors and he had ■■■ with minors
(allegedly!!)
mixed reports of mj’s death are coming in.50 kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have 1st hand experience of seeing mj stiff. 
Michael Jacksons ghost has been seen floating round the childrens ward. Typical Michael - dead and still trying to put the willies up the kids!
Trucker beads:
All these jokes ■■■■ tbh!! yeh he was wierd but he had kids of his own, now without a father, and he was cleared of all wrong doing so go figure, not in for a ■■■■■■■■ match but cmon for godsake.Rip Mj
