Think 16 year old on a snakebite binge
As in drunken loud aggression with projectile vomiting? I’ll search his prior posts. If they still exist.
Curiosity killed the cat
James the cat:
I’ll search his prior posts. If they still exist.
He wasn’t called Dozy back then.
Search for Ady1.
James the cat:
As in drunken loud aggression with projectile vomiting?
Yes pretty much that.
I’ve got visions now of our doze going through the stages of drunkenness.
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Slightly tipsy but very polite and friendly.
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Bit tipsyer still polite, but now believes they can dance, gentle swaying from side to side to any tunes at the disco.
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Full on disco diva and now also loves everyone. Gents urinal etiquette is now out the window and will happily chat to anyone in there. Large tips given to the “no splash no gash” geezer, who is now their best buddy.
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Now moving into aggressive territory will kick off with the slightest nibble and picks fights with blokes twice their size. Also suffering from delusions that all women are attracted to him.
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Still aggressive but hunger pangs are kicking in. May kick off in kebab house .
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Passing out phase, now needs help with basic motor functions. Mates will now be needed to assist with taxi home. Chances of getting home without upchucking in taxi very slim. Chances of getting in own house even slimmer.
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Zombie phase, barely able move. Ideal phase to pass stobbies assessment.
Just stages 1 and 7 really